meowflash (2014-05-07 00:24:09)

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Here is a Mario/Rage Comics fanfic series about a unikitty/bird/human mix called Bonnie Lovergirl! (She is my Mary Sue.)

Don't know who she is? Find out here in a forum game about making up Mary Sues.

One day in the Mushroom Kingdom, Bonnie Lovergirl was grooming her color-changing stripe-like hair by the pond when she heard a "Help!" from someone. She flew at the speed of sound using her bird wings to see what was wrong. Where she heard the cry of help, Mario was there! "I'm Bonnie Lovergirl, the #1 sexy girl!" she said as her unicorn horn twinkled. "Bonnie! You made it here quickly! I'm-a Mario and my brother Luigi got kidnapped by one of Bowser's henchman, Mr. Meanie!" "Mr. Meanie?" Bonnie shouted as her breasts expanded. "Yes!" said Mario, "You have to come with me to save him!" "OK, Mario!" said Bonnie as her breasts returned to normal size. Then our hero and heroine set out on a journey. On their way, they met a gang of hooded stickmen who were "like bosses". The stickmen's leader said, "Yo! We're the Boss-Like Dudes! We're here to take you down like a boss!" "You're so on," said Bonnie and she took out her magical sword that shoots lasers and sliced one of the Boss-Like Dudes. "Hey! No fair! We have guns in our guns!" shouted the Boss-Like Dudes' leader and they made muscles and the muscles fired bullets! Bonnie then blocked the bullets with her sword and fired lasers at more Boss-Like Dudes! "That's it, sissy. Time for our secret weapon," said the Boss-Like Dudes' leader. He whistled for help and there appeared the father of all Boss-Like Dudes, a man named "Boss". "Maybe we should have never killed more gangsters," whispered Mario as he and Bonnie stood shocked as her cat tail curled up and her cat ears stood up. Boss aimed at the heroes with his gun and fired it! "Oh no!" screamed Mario and Bonnie took off in the air with him grabbing her legs above her high heels feeling her knee socks. Bonnie flew this way and that dodging Boss's bullets and then, she flew at Boss and sliced his head off. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" screamed Boss as his head fell off. The Boss-Like Dudes said, "Oh noez! U killed r dad!" and ran off to retreat. "Victory is ours by the rule of Nekos!" said Bonnie excitedly as her breasts grew again and reverted to normal. "You have a nice thong and a nice tank top and a nice infinity scarf and nice hair and nice nipples, Bonnie," said Mario, complimenting her appearance. Bonnie then said, "Why, thank you, Mario. My appearance is nice and sexy and my infinity scarf also is rainbow-colored with sequins, glitter and llama hair. I also have a band around my hips and it says, '#1 Sexy Girl' because I'm the #1 sexy girl." They lowered down to the ground and Mario let go of Bonnie's legs as she touched the ground and put her sword up one of her gloves that reach her sholders. Then they went on.

To be continued...

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2014-05-07 07:30:23

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meowflash (2014-05-09 01:22:48)

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Part 2! Here we go!

They walked around teh multi-colored hills when there was a Goomba stampede! There were big Goombas, small Goombas, normal-sized Goombas running amok! Bonnie hopped on a big Goomba and Mario hopped in a shoe and they chased the stampede. "Wahoo!" shouted Bonnie as her breasts gre bigger. "Ride 'em, Unicorn-Girl!" Mario said with his best Western accent. The parade of Goombas, a hybrid being and a plumber were running towards the castle of Goomboss, king of le Goombas! When they got there, the Goombas were bladdering. "Something chased teh crud outta us!" "Evil coming!" "Horrors!" Then Goomboss said, "Calm down. I'll use my telescope that's long as the world's longest P3N15 (Lul)," and he did. He was looking for what chased for subjects when he found a hunter with an "I lied" face headed towards the castle. "Man yo cannunz, serventz!" ordered Goomboss. Then the servents said "Roger" 2 times and manned the cannons. They fired cannonballs, basketballs, soccerballs, beach balls and fireballs at the hunter and then he got hit by one of the soccerballs in his (BEEP)! Then he cried blood, pus and mucus and gave up and went home. "Good! He's gone!" said Bonnie and flew out the back window leaving a rainbow from her hair and Mario followed her on foot. Then they reached a haunted house with "Condemned" on it and they entered. In the house, there were ghosts. "I'm scared," said Bonnie. "This place is haunted as (BEEP)." said Mario, but, without any notice, a ghost came up and went under Bonnie's short tank top and started sucking on one of her extra long nipples. She screamed and batted the ghost out with her bare hand! "Protect me, Mario," she said, "These ghosts want to suck my nipples to death." Mario took out a Poltergust Infinity and it started sucking ghosts away like they would suck Bonnie's nipples. Then a ghost moved the sucking nozzle and it started suck Bonnie's other nipple like the ghosts! "Help! I'm getting sucked on by the vacuum!" Bonnie shouted. Then Mario set her free from the Poltergust by pulling it and pulling it and pulling it away! Then Mario cleared the house from ghosts. Our heroine let out a sigh of relief: "Thank you, Mario. The ghosts were going to sip my milk all gone." Then they headed out to the yard and blew up the house! Percy Persimmon came by and said, "Your house asploded." "I don't care about the house, Percy," said Mario, "I care about my brother...and the sexyness of this girl." Then Bonnie greeted herself to Percy. "OMG U R SUPER SMEXY AND ANIME KAWAII CUTE!!!" shouted Percy and jumped on Bonnie and started rubbing his face on her nipples and her breasts. "Oh get off, Percy, you foolish persimmon," said Bonnie and Percy did. Then the hero and heroine went off.

To be continued...

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meowflash (2014-05-11 13:11:28)

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Part 3! Here we go!

As they were walking, they became tired. It was night. Then, they found a porno hotel and went inside. "Welcome, welcome," said a tall, horny, hooded figure with a mask on, "I'm the bellhop of this porno hotel. Please sign your name." Then Mario signed his name in a Super Mario logo font and Bonnie Lovergirl signed hers in a cutsy font and surrounded it with hearts and rainbows. "Good," said the bellhop, "Here's a key to your room." He handed our hero and heroine the key to room 8. Mario and Bonnie went to the door of their room and opened it and went inside. When they got on a bed, they started having sex! The bellhop could see them having sex on TV! Bonnie got humped by Mario, rubbed her breasts on him, sucked his unmentionables, had her breasts licked and sucked and groped by him, groped his unmentionables, licked the inside of his mouth and then, he got laid! By the time dawn struck, Bonnie got up, pulled down her tank top and Mario got up, put his shirt, his overalls and his hat on and they headed out the room. Before they left, the bellhop said, "You had great sex! I recorded the room 8 tape and now, I could watch it all the time! Could you come back next time?" When Bonnie and Mario left the hotel, they had went on. Suddenly, on their way, they had faced a bunch of Koopas wearing slick shades and they looked suspicious.

To be continued...

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Dimentia (2014-05-11 19:19:09)

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meowflash (2014-05-12 21:28:32)

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Part 4! Let's-a go!

The Koopas were in front of Bonnie and Mario and trying to block their path. "Ya couple of a handyman and a rejected girl from Cattrap should end yo journey here! This path ain't the big enough fo' us! We come by the name of the Shady Koopas!" stated the group of Koopas' leader. Bonnie crouched down like a cat and growled like a cat while moving sideways around the Shady Koopas. "Calm down, Glittery Paws!" said the Shady Koopas' leader, "We don't want a cat fight going on around her!" But, this is le part where things get REAL serious. Our heroine pounced upon them and mauled them to pieces! "Mamamia," said Mario, watching the onslaught, "She's gone angry like the Unikitty's angry form from the Lego Movie." He walked away backwards away when he heard singing that led him into a forest. In the forest, he was lost. Suddenly, behind him, an anthropomorphic music Pokemon with green hair grabbed his shoulder. "Hi," the Pokemon said. Then he turned around and saw her! "My name is Meloetta," she said, "Care to come to my cave?" Her voice sounded like Ms. Rarity and a female robot singer's voices mixed together and was wearing a black dress with long sleeves and green lipstick. Mario blushed and was like, "Ummmm..." like Fluttershy. (SPOILE I'm not a fan of MLP.) Meloetta then giggled and said, "I hope so." and dragged him to her cave. Back to the area where the violence began, the Shady Koopas' leader, shouted, "Ok! Ok! Chill down! What are you, a rapist? I have to go back to Bowser's castle now!" as his shades stood on his forehead. Bonnie, who said, "Fine," let him go and he ran away like a maniac laughing like a clown! "I better tell him the bad news in the good way!" he shrieked in humor as he ran farther. Then Bonnie turned around and said, "Did you see that, Mario? I was clawing...turtles." She was alone and called for his name. No sign of him. "Ok," Bonnie said, "I'll finish the quest myself," and turned around and walked away. Meanwhile, in Meloetta's cave, Mario was strapped in a chair. He looked around and said, "Huh? W-where am I?" Then he heard Meloetta speaking, "You're in my cave. I have made love with a lot of men," while he looked towards her. She came to the chair where Mario was strapped to and asked, "Please tell me your name." "Uhhh..." he said, "I-I...ummm...I-I-I'm...(GULP)...uh, Mario." "Mario?" Meloetta said, the, gasped, hugged him, kissed him in the lips. "What a nice name. Italian. You're the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom. I love your skills and your daringness." "Oh," said Mario. (All that would say was "Oh".) Meloetta's dress sparkled. She asked Mario, "Now, could you make love with me?" as she walked her hand up to Mario's shoulders. He gulped, took a breath and said, "Ok..." Meloetta gasped again and clapped while she laughed. Then she let him go and took off her dress. We could see her wearing a black/green bra and a black thong, but, she took them off, too! Then she undressed Mario, except for his long johns and underwear. They laid in bed and she turned her head to his. "You want to know what comes first, Mario?" Meloetta asked him. "Ummmm, yeah," answered Mario. "TEH KISS!!" exclaimed Meloetta and kissed him in the lips more times. Mario could taste how sweet a symphony tastes! Will they make more love? Will our faithful heroine go on? Find out in part 5!

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meowflash (2014-05-14 02:19:59)

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Want part 5? Like the thread!

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Dimentia (2014-05-14 17:13:50)

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Slow down there a little bit. Wait until more people review. Otherwise you might write a story for nothing. But, it is funny.

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meowflash (2014-05-14 23:56:12)

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^ Ok...could you draw a picture of Bonnie Lovergirl? I hope you remember all the traits she has in my post in your forum game about making up Mary Sues?

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Bean (2014-06-14 12:40:45)

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This is inappropiate.

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little5 (2014-06-14 15:02:32)

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^
Don't make part 5 inappropriate. If you do, then I'll delete it. Why waste your time?

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