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Flirting about my cousins girlfriend
Edgee (2015-06-05 23:03:14)"pretty good couple"?
That girl is long gone now.
right? 
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carlos11 (2015-06-06 06:49:23)Hold on there, casanova. You might wanna slow down, you're going to fast.
Leave this thread open. It can stay.
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BirdJesus (2015-06-18 03:00:22)all my children are dead
"Ugh, I need to go masturbate now. Whenever I get mad or worried, that's what I do."
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
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At my grandmothers 70th birthday my cousin brought his girlfriend. I never thought he would ever get one. So me being a idiot try to break them up unfortunately it didn't work. They are a pretty good couple though. I was whispering that he made a good choice but him knowing what I was doing said everything that I said to him out loud. So I got tired of it and stop talking to him. Later on he went to go help serve people food. Of course his girlfriend followed him. I waited a few minutes and walked over. I just wanted to go talk to him but I got food too so it wouldn't look obvious that I just wanted to talk to him. I came at the right moment too. She asked him,"What should I do?" He said,"Smile and look pretty." So I walk over and say,"She already is." Luckily she didn't hear. He asks me,"What." I looked up at him with a face that says you know what I said, mixed with a smile, and mixed in with a look that would say i'm stupid all at the same time. Then he says,"You hitting on my girlfriend." I just walked away. It was funny.