LaughingJill (2014-04-16 04:55:36)

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Palveously

Phantasm: What dafuq is this? Who dafuq am I? Am I black?

Now with more Raunchiness than Hidden Valley...

Mega: Junk Mail, Junk Mail, Girly Magazine, Junk Mail. Wait, dafuq?

Connor: Mega! I have a new way we can score!

Mega: Oh f[beep]! -stabs Connor-

Connor: Oh damn, same spot as last time...

Mega: Don't do that!

Connor: Anyways! Jill and Lindsay are going on a shopping trip, right?

Mega: Weren't you just stabbed?

Connor: I say we get Bean and we go in assassin style to steal the jewel.

Mega: Dude, you K?

Connor: If you want the cow, order it now.

Mega: Let's get you to a hospital.

[Two Hospital trips later!]

Mega: So what was the original plan?

Connor: We get Silon, I hear he's good at stealth.

Mega: Didn't he do a stealth run on Dishonored killing everybody though?

Connor: This guy's pro, besides, he doesn't hurt women.

Mega: Well what about us then?

Connor: I got it, don't worry.

[One more Hospital trip later]

Silon: Say, sorry for stabbing your friend.

Mega: He'll live through it.

Silon: So what did you need me for?

Mega: Lindsay and her friend are on a shopping trip, they plan on staying in the city at Lindsay's penthouse. We were going to nick their knickers of you know what I'm saying.

Connor: Essentially, a panty raid!

Silon: Erh, okay then.

[Another time skip!]

Silon: So this is her penthouse?

Connor: -Looks through drawers- Yeah.

Mega: Connor, tell me again, do we look through hampers or drawers?

Connor: Whatever floats your boat.

Silon: Why am I doing this?

Mega: Because we paid you.

Silon: Oh yeah...

Connor: Jackpot! I found Jill's!

Silon: Who's?

Mega: You know man, Jill. LaughingJill.

Silon: -Throws Connor into a wall- I will throw both of you off this building.

Lindsay: What the hell is- Connor?!

Connor: Can't talk, lungs full of blood.

Jill: Lindsay, -yawn- what's going on?

Silon: H-Hey Jill...

Jill: What the hell are you doing with Connor of all people?!

Silon: I cought these guys trying to commit a panty raid.

Mega: Traitor!

Silon: -Throws Mega out the window, into the conveniently placed Hospital-

Lindsay: Jill, I keep forgetting how strong your brother is.

Jill: Might as well get Connor there too, oh brother dear. -Innocent Smile-

Connor: I need to check profiles more often...

Silon: Damn right! -Chucks Connor out-

Connor: It was worth it! -Crash-

Lindsay: Well, Silon, you can take the couch I guess.

Silon: -Lays down on the couch-

Lindsay: You do know you close your eyes to sleep right?

Silon: Jill never told you I'm an Insomniac?

Jill: -whispering to Lindsay- This won't ruin anything, right?

Lindsay: Wha- -Chloroform to the face-

Jill: Take everything! -grabs a lot of expensive stuff-

Silon: -Grabs a whole cabinet of Jewelry and runs-

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