TREEhugger101 (2014-04-14 03:03:03)

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I'd yell "FOR NARNIA!" and then giggle so maniacally they'd get too scared to eat me.

Then I'd build a Talking Taco Empire and we would rule the world.

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carlos11 (2014-04-14 03:13:22)

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I would cuss him/her out.

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THaT1GuY9001 (2014-04-14 03:21:51)

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I would mock whatever race the person eating me was.

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little5 (2014-04-14 03:47:18)

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Start rapping like eminem in rap god?

Why? Idl

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ConnorRonnoc (2014-04-14 06:59:35)

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I'd say
"You're the only one that can hear me...."
Really creepily and then slowly let them descend into madness.

Y'know, just casual day-to-day stuff.

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Bean (2014-04-14 08:54:02)

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I'd challenge them to SSBB and spam with Meta Knight.

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Perfect_Chaos (2014-04-14 21:02:26)

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I'd yell "YO SHALL NOT PASS!" and karate chop the person in the face. With my lettuce.

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OtherSilhouette (2014-04-15 03:02:54)

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I'd softly giggle and whisper the word "moist".

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AntiChrist (2014-04-15 03:48:55)

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"Why did the Wizard choose me... I MUST BE THE CHOSEN O- Oops sorry, human. Didn't mean to scare you.

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ConnorRonnoc (2014-04-15 08:28:56)

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@OtherSilhouette

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TREEhugger101 (2014-04-16 05:33:37)

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I'VE HAD AN EPIPHANY.

Talk + Taco = Talko




...I am a genius.

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ConnorRonnoc (2014-04-16 06:54:02)

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Actually, I'd say "Hey, did you know Taco Bell uses horse meat?"

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