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Anyone elses mom like this?
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Started by Draazen
(2014-04-09 19:32:29)
Draazen (2014-04-09 19:32:29)
My mom has a issue with her phone and FaceBook. She complains about my dad and I gaming together.(We play a MMO) Anyway today she went to the bathroom. She was in there for ATLEAST 50 minutes who the hell takes that long??I had stayed there over night and my mom asked me to stay to 'Help' with her demon kids.Anyway while shes in the bathroom these 2 are hitting each other over a FREAKING TABLET. They have 3 tablets and they are fighting over this one because it has the biggest memory stick. WTF These two kids are 4 and 7. Why the hell does it matter to them. My sister wont freaking shut her mouth (She is 9) Then one the 3 year old is getting into coffe creamer. And my MOM IS TOUCHING HERSELF WHILE TEXTING AND FACEBOOKING. Sheis worse then a teenage girl. It pisses me off. All of them can be actng bad and whats she doing? FaceBooking. I wanta take that phone and shove it rigt up her ass... Anyone elses mom like this?

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2014-04-10 02:34:47

carlos11 (2014-04-09 19:41:31)
Define "touching."
Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.
Draazen (2014-04-09 19:43:46)
Lol. I wasnt in there and I dont want to know. Lol
Draazen (2014-04-09 20:00:22)
Lol.The last part made me laugh so hard
Mametchi (2014-04-09 20:57:20)
Lol. I wasnt in there and I dont want to know. Lol

How do you know she was touching herself if you weren't in there?
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Draazen (2014-04-09 21:01:45)
I just assumed.
Draazen (2014-04-09 21:06:13)
Yea,i herd a couple of 'mmmm's And a couple of moans No lie.
SonicMobian (2014-04-09 22:00:35)
Sounds like you or none of those kids were meant to be born. It wasnaccidental.
Oh, when Will you come to me good signature?
Mametchi (2014-04-09 23:21:45)
Does moaning and groaning immediately point towards touching herself? You shouldn't jump to conclusions like that... Don't you think she could've been passing a big brown Cuban sausage?
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Draazen (2014-04-09 23:27:33)
Yea,we all were. @sonic.
TREEhugger101 (2014-04-09 23:41:01)
^
No, she's an octopus.

Mametchi (2014-04-09 23:44:41)
Ooh! Poor tactician skills!

More proof for Draazen's posiness!
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SonicMobian (2014-04-09 23:46:09)
Gawd bless you.
Oh, when Will you come to me good signature?
TREEhugger101 (2014-04-09 23:49:26)
The reason why he harbors so much hatred towards his mom and his mom's kids (AKA his siblings) is because they are all adorable little octopi and he doesn't like it when they make fun of him for being the only human.
But it's all just loving teasing because everybody knows that the octopus family adopted this poor little noob for a reason.

So they can harvest his kidneys when he comes of age and sacrifice him to Cthulhu for MeowMeowBeenz.

little5 (2014-04-13 13:07:47)
Okay okay okay..

Here's what my parents do.

Hit all of us. Even if you didn't hit anyone. They barely try to solve the argument. My oldest little brother and I get into fights a lot because of my little brother.

Mom tells me to get something. My little brother wants it. I don't let him get it "BIG BROTHER'S NAAAAAAAAME". The he comes in out of nowhere and starts trying to beat me up.. I don't do anything wreally, but then I get mad and I start attacking him back and I get in the most trouble.

It's like my parents protect my younger siblings from me.. I can't hit back. >_>
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