AgurettiLeaf (2014-03-29 11:34:59)

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one tiem, mah parents and eye had 2 moo away cuz dey thought [state blocked 4 copyright infringement] was SHIZZLE. we moved 2 a b& town. Noboody knoes it exists cuz we were de only 1s awake. but wen we mooved in, someding was STRANG-FGMSFUIJGF-E. hyper realistic blud was everywere!! we went inside aneeway out of curiocitee. inside, dere was footprints. while mah parents unpaked, i desided 2 follow dem. 2 mah hoerer, a nacked milee citrus was in mah batmobile trying to lik nikolas cage!!111!!1 ignoreing da creepy dings, i sat inna suspisous metal chair 2 dink. sudenly, i wuz straped in by jim carey!! the t.v turned on 'n playeeeeeeeeeed rap rat!!11!! rap rat was eeting cheeze wif blud on it, but he was eeting HIPER REALICTICALLEEE!!!11!!1 eye paniked 'n ran back insyde. butt, mah parents were eeten bi lil wayne! then, he stareed @ mee and sed in a hiper realisticly high piched voice "imma eet u dawg". and den i died. dat countree got removed bi da govnereeement 'n dey kiled evry1 living dere.

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JaronTheFireCat (2014-03-29 12:27:38)

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This. Is just beautiful. It's a work of art!

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Perfect_Chaos (2014-03-29 19:28:08)

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*sniffs* So beautiful

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