In the beginning, god threw a bag of dust into the sky that had nothing in it. From the dust formed and orb that expanded into the earth.

God then made 300 men and placed them on the planet to live with the animals.

The village that had the most people on the earth was called 69 and it had 111 people.

In the village they ate only rice, as god told them on the first day of time that it was the only food that they were allowed to eat. The fruit on the trees were not ready yet and those who are them would turn into blue rice.

A man by the name of Hon-rile put a bunch of rice on the ground and made it shaped like a human.

"I made a human!"

He exclaimed.

"A human I have made, therefore I am just like god and should be worshiped."

A few citizens gathered around and were very amazed at the site of this human made human.

"That is no human"

Argued a man in the crowd.

"That is just rice shaped like a human. It is not really a human just because it looks like it, for a REAL human would be able to speak. This rice can not speak therefore we can it call it a human."

The people in the crowd nodded in agreement but the man who made the false human became angry and stabbed the other man to death then spit on his dead body.

They all applaud his amazing strength and decided to make him their new king. The mans new name was now "King"

Three walls were built in te kingdom of 69 the keep away all enemies that attacked the village. 86667009858200.1 pigs ran towards the first wall on the 4th day if existence shortly after king was made king and they attempted the break through the gate.

"We shall not let theese pigs come into our territory, for god himself has told me that it is a great sin to be 2 meters away from any of them and will cause punishment by death of you and anyone else who has the same name as you!"

Everyone followed the kings orders and got their bows ready at the top of the first wall and got ready to kill all the pigs.

They closed the gate so they couldn't get in and the king yelled "fire at will!"

Everyone shot their arrows down at the pigs with their bow and arrows and one man by the name of Julius forgot to being hi bow. He was still one if the best warriors so he decided to go down and slaughter the pigs with his sword.

Once he got two meters away from the first pig he died by accidentally eating himself against his will.

"He has died because he has disobeyed our god"

The the kings servant.

Another man who shared the name Julius in te town square also died of eating himself. Everyone walking by kicked and spit on hhis dead body for commuting such and awful sin.

The brother of the man became angry and decided to each a peach from the nearest tree so that he too could disobey god. He died emidietly from blood loss because his testicles exploded.

"Will not the human race end at this rate?!!"

Yelled King

"If we continue to disobey our mighty god, there will be absolutely no hopeth for us!!"

After 3 minutes all the pigs were finally killed and it was safe to go beyond the walls once again.

The humans could now open the gate