LaughingJill (2014-01-19 06:23:14)

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Previously

Connor: Do whatchu want, whatchu want, with mah boday!

Don't Starve this time...

-Bean wakes up in the middle of nowhere with Lindsay, Connor, Chad and Jill-

Bean: Dafuq am I?

-Chad wakes up-

Chad: 2014...

Bean: Chad... no...

Chad: Apex...

Bean: I'm just gonna go somewhere else...

-Bean leaves into a swamp-

Chad: ...

Connor: -yawn- Hey, what I m-

Chad: NIGGAHS!

-Chad then spiked Connor repeatedly-

Lindsay: Wooh Chad!

Connor: You were ther the whole time?!

Lindsay: I like seeing you hurt.

Connor: Charming...

Chad: Hey guys, Jill's still asleep...

-Bean comes back-

Bean: Hey guys... what are you doin'?

Chad: I was about to spike Jill in her sleep.

Connor: And I was about to go this way.

-Connor falls on his face-

Connor: Mother ducking rocks...

Lindsay: Hey guys, anyone feel hungry?

-Bean looks around-

Bean: Dunno...

Chad: Why were you looking around?

Connor: He's doing that to avoid looking at Jill's fig-

-Jill crotch shots Connor-

Jill: I think we've found our punching bag.

Connor: I hate my life...

???: Ah, I see we have the few...

Chad: Dafuq is dat?

???: If you all don't work together, then you all starve...

Bean: Omega... we know it's you...

-Omega stabs Bean-

Omega: Who cares? Seriously, we'll starve unless the ladies do somethin' 'bout it.

Lindsay: Like what?

Connor: Mi-

-Jill hits Connor upside the head with a cricket bat-

Jill: Hey guys, guess what I found.

Omega: We need to hunt down the elusive sandwich species.

Lindsay: Hey Chad...

Chad: Whaaaaaat isssss ittttt....

Lindsay: I heard that Buffalo over ther call you a N-

Chad: 2014 APEX LET'S GOOOOO LET'S GOOOOO!!

-Chad spikes a Buffalo-

Bean: What Lindsay?

Lindsay: I was gonna say Negative Guy... but this is better...

Omega: What was the word that Connor tried to say before Jill murdered him? Started with an M...

Jill: Omega...

Lindsay: Say it... and you die.

Omega: It involved something that might be a bit small...

Lindsay: Oh that's it!

-Jill holds back Lindsay-

Jill: It's not worth it right now!

Chad: Hey guys, I just finished butchering a Buffalo with my bare hands. Anyone got any milk?

Connor: So he gets to say it! But no! Not us!

-Lindsay crotch shots Connor-

Lindsay: Shut up!

Omega: This series won't last long...

Bean: I think someone might just live through it...

-Omega dies of hunger-

Chad: Aww, I liked that guy...

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2014-01-19 06:23:49

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BeastlySmile (2014-01-19 06:35:14)

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Bean (2014-01-19 22:28:41)

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LOL

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SackThing101 (2014-01-20 19:37:43)

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I was assuming it would be a rip-off of the hunger games...

Good story. -b

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ConnorRonnoc (2014-01-20 20:46:20)

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Today I am hunting the elusive sandwhich, it appears to be from the wholemeal species, but I'm not too sure.

What you have to look out for is Mayonnaise splatting out everywhere when you bite it, be careful though, it may have turkey inside of it.

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LaughingJill (2014-01-21 04:42:11)

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If I had some liquid motivation (Caffeine), then I'd make another...

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