AntiChrist (2013-12-30 14:13:59)

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I have some pretty freaking weird dreams pretty often so I thought I'd share them with you, starting with one I had just last night.

I was in the bathroom poping this pimple I had and a PICKLE came out of it. It was one of the small kind.

My brother came into the bathroom And asked if he could have it, then he ATE the pickle.

This other time I dreamt that I was outside by the edge of a cliff and it was very foggy and dark.

I was suddenly attacked by a white snake that was about 30 FREAKING FEET LOONG that kept trying to bite me. Suddenly a Kangaroo jumped infront of me and ate the entire snake really fast while making crunching noises.

The kangaroo turned toward me and I could see parts of the snake sticking out of the kangaroos belly button.

After an awkward moment of silence the kangaroo said in a deep voice "I am going to kill you "

Suddenly my dad ( who actually is very strong in real life ) attacked it with a spear while yelling angrily and both of them fell of the edge of the cliff.

I don't remember the rest of it but I'm pretty sure my dad and te Langaroo got into an argument about something.

I also had a dream once when I was only three years old that I was in my car-seat all buckled up and my mom gave me a carrot to eat.

I accidentally dropped it into the gap between the seats infront of me and my seat. It fell into some blackness and I also got sucked into it.

The carrot was nowhere to be seen in the weird blackness but I saw all kinds of wears colors, patterns and whatnot, while hearing the echoing voice of a man shouting all kinds of cuss words angrily then the repeated sound of glass breaking.

Suddenly I was back in my bed ( this is still part of the dream ) and a donkey came up to me and threw up in my mouth.

The dream repeated itself a whole bunch of times and I couldn't do anything about it.

Eventually I woke up and my mom gave me some really weird medicine. After that I fell back asleep and had the same dream again a few more times until it finally changed.

Pretty gross huh?

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Hurricane13 (2013-12-31 08:32:36)

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I see. Yep, we all have weird dreams like this some, little, or a lot of times. I can't remember all of my dreams, but I can remember this one. I once had to fight my mom's ex boyfriend in a hospital and he had a grappling hook. Also, one I was in a hospital with a group of people. Scream appeared and we all seperated. The lights went out and everything. After a while, I was the last one surviving. This dream happened like 6 years ago. I then faced Scream and was winning until he ran fast as a cheetah! I only had one place to go and that was an elevator. I went down from the top to the bottom and at the bottom, Scream somehow teleported right when the elevator door opened. He teleported infront of me and then the static fiz appeared like on a tv with no cable. Then the words game over appeared.

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AntiChrist (2013-12-31 15:04:49)

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^ I wish I would have dreams as exiting as yours. I sleep more often than anyone and still only have boring ones.

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AntiChrist (2013-12-31 18:54:38)

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I ate the bag too.

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AntiChrist (2014-01-01 02:03:31)

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Oh don't worry. I remembered to save some for her.

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ConnorRonnoc (2014-01-06 05:42:16)

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I thought your parents told you to stop drinking the yellow juice from the toilet.

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Dimentia (2014-05-14 12:53:29)

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Last night, I had a dream where I was I in the wild with yours truly~ But he was invisible, but his attire. But his clothes were made of grass and seaweed. I pointed it out, he shrugged. I 'purchased' water (Yes.) And he led me to a waterfall. He jumped down, but flew back up. Told me to try. Couldn't fly. But then I flew!!! Annnddd that sweet dream ended.

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little5 (2014-05-14 22:30:16)

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I LOL'd at this..

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