Smashsonic123 (2013-12-26 16:20:27)

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So like, I'm totally in love with Wario, just like everyone else. I had all Wario Land games, Wario Ware games, and all those sexy Wario plushies.
Wario is love, Wario is life I say!

Anyway, the other day I got a letter from my dear friend Kyle. It contained a CD with a note.
I looked at the note, it said "do not play game pls it is satan pls dont play game its what he wants".
I knew it was written by Kyle because I know his handwritting, but it did not look like his handwritten but I went and it lol wut.

Because of stupid me, I opened the CD case and did it in my CDS. IT'S A DS WITH CD OPENING, ONLY FOR € 666.69. It started with a title screen that said "WARIO.EXE" and a date that said " 69/69/6669".

I pressed start and it opened a menu with music that played 6.740747 seconds and sounded alot like the Game Over screen from Donkey Kong Country. I selected save file 1 out of 58865.

It started with Wario crying. Why is he sad? I'M CONFUSED! Then I saw Mario walking up to Wario. He whispered into his ear something. Then his head exploded. Guess what came out?
HYPER. FREAKIN'. REALISTIC. BLOOD.
I pooped my pants because the blood was so realistic, it came out of my speakers.

Then someone knocked at the door.
I pooped on the game and opened the door. It was Donkey Kong! It said "BANANA!"
Omg, I was so scared because he had a red banana! You know, LIKE BLOOD!
I ate the banana and punched DK in the face.
Then I cleaned the poop off the game and continued the game.

This time I could PLAY as Wario.
When I pressed the J button (the jump button) and Wario jumped high, too high.
When he left the atmosphere his head exploded and my game crashed. I COULD NOT START UP MY CDS AGAIN!

After I raged because my CDS costed €666.69, I looked at my Wario Plushies, there eyes began to bleed and chocked me to death.

So the moral of this story is that you should watch out for Wario Plushies, I'm talking to you Balrog.

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WYoshiX2 (2013-12-30 19:50:20)

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AAAAAGH THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

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Abudamen (2013-12-31 18:35:33)

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This creepypasta isn't creepy at all, its down-right funny as hell. Still... yeah.

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Smashsonic123 (2014-01-01 08:17:39)

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wario no

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