epicpwner2003 (2013-12-22 19:15:11)

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The National Meeting of Systems had come to order. "Okay." said XBOX. "We all know why we're here. To boost up our sales." Wii spoke up. "A lot of us have stopped being sold." "I agree." said Atari. "Me and 2600 haven't been sold for ages." "I have a simple idea." said 3DS. "I can reccomend you other Nintendo dudes." He put on his golden necklace. "Well," said DSi, "it's a start." But XBOX 1 had other ideas. "I'm worth hundreds. You guys should be dead by now." A unknown system came in. "Apple has crashed the party!" it yelled, with more systems following.'"The heck are you guys?" DS asked. One said, "I'm iPad." Another said "iPod." "Mac." "iPhone." Another system came in with the words "SAMSUNG" on it's forehead. iPad said, "That's our cousin, Galaxy S4." Wii U joked, "Do unto Galaxy as you would like Galaxy to do unto you." "U, that's a cliché." said 3DS. Game Boy said, "I'm the creepiest." Game Boy Advance said, "That's Game Freak©'s fault." DSi said, "What about we make all of us together?" 3DS said, "Nice idea, bro, but-what would we call it?"

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