ConnorRonnoc (2013-12-04 06:44:33)

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Ronnoc: "Dem Poke-ballz"

Connor and Ronnoc Shorts: Pokemon Stories

Ronnoc: "What are you doing?"

Connor: "Updating my Pokemon Story"

Ronnoc: "Why?"

Connor: "Because if I don't, my fans will track me down and eat me alive"

Ronnoc: "What? No way"

Connor: "I'm not kidding, last time I went on hiatus I got a bunch of death threats"

Ronnoc: "What, are half your fans talibans?"

Connor: "Nah, but I've ran out of ideas"

???: "What's that? You need help writing a story?"

Ronnoc: "Who the hell are you and why can't we see you"

???: "You can call me God!"

Ronnoc: "God's real?"

Connor: "Guess so, looks like you're going to hell"

Ronnoc: "...Meh"

God: "TIP NUMBAH #1"

God: "Try not to use ball jokes, they're a cliche"

*Example*

Herp: "You left your balls behind!"

Derp: **

*End of Example*

God: "TIP NUMBAH #2"

God: "Try to remember your fans names, don't become an online Justin Binbag"

*Example*

Bean: "Nice story -b"

Connor: "Thanks uhh....... Ben? No, Bob? Benjamin Franklin? Uhh.... yeah, I've got nothing"

Bean: "MY NAME'S BEAN YOU RETARD! GO, CHAD!"

Chad: "YOOOOOO GONNA GET SPIKED"

Connor: "Uhh... Ronnoc, I choose you!"

Ronnoc: "Screw you"

Connor: "Ronnoc, use douchebaggery!"

Ronnoc: "Hey, your mum called, turns out I'm your real dad"

God: "Chad's defence and feelings sharply fell"

Bean: "Chad, use Spike!"

Chad: "YOOOOOOO"

Ronnoc: "What the-" *Gets Spiked*

God: "Ronnoc has fainted!"

Ronnoc: *Lies on the ground with blood coming out of his nose*

God: "Bean wins!"

Connor: "What was the point of that again?"

*End of Example*

God: "TIP NUMBAH #3"

God: "If you're bad at romance, don't put it in the story!"

*Example*

Connor: "Hey Soph-"

CROTCH SHOT

Connor: "Hey Summ-"

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Connor: "Hey Casey-"

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Connor: "Hey Lind-"

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Connor: "Hey Dani-"

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Connor: "What the balls, man?"

*End of example*

God: "TIP NUMBAH #4"

God: "Don't put in too many battles!"

*Example*

Connor: "Time to check what people think of my story"

(Comments)

Summer: Too many battles

Edgee: Ballz

Bean: Too many battles

ConnorCactus (Connor): I can put in as many battles as I want

(The next day in real life)

Connor: *Lying dead in Mexico*

*End of Example*

God: "TIP NUMBAH- hey, where'd you guys go?"

God: "Huh, I guess I killed them"

~End~

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2013-12-05 08:07:53

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BeastlySmile (2013-12-04 06:50:35)

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Lel.

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Bean (2013-12-04 08:46:31)

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Lol.

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AgurettiLeaf (2013-12-04 12:57:30)

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"Hey Lind--"

LOL.

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Fireboy21 (2013-12-04 21:40:15)

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Epic.

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epicpwner2003 (2013-12-07 07:49:14)

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Hey, guys-
CROTCH SHOT

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