Perfect_Chaos (2013-11-07 02:12:26)

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*at the mushroom kingdom*
Mario: This is nice. Just some good ol' relaxation.
Captain Falcon: I am the best of all time, I am
CAPTAIN FALCON
Mario: Um... okay, anyway-
CF: And no one will ever beat me!
Mario: O-okay.... uh....-
CF: I am the greatest ever-
Mario: OMFG, WILL YOU SHUT UP FOR ATLEAST 5 SECONDS!?
CF: You dare challenge the great Captain Falcon!?
Mario: Uh... yeah I guess I do.
CF: Then prepare to die!
*at the stadium*
Toad: Alright here we have Captain Falcon, and over here, we have Mario. Let's see how badly Mario will lose.
Mario: Hey!
CF: When I'm done with you, your new name will be Dario, cuz you'll be dead.
Mario: That doesn't even make any sense.
CF: Are you insulting Captain Falcon's IQ?
Mario: Argh!!!!
TBC

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2013-11-07 21:55:29

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Perfect_Chaos (2013-11-07 22:46:43)

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Toad: Begin!
Mario: ALright this will be a piece of-
Toad: Oh yeah and here's some weapons.
Mario: WHY!?
Toad: You made fun of my head, now you have to dIe.
CF: Captain Falcon doesn't use weapons.
Mario: Phew
CF: Falcon puNch!
*jumps out of way*
CF: Falcon kick
*jumps out of way*
CF: Falcon grab
*jumps out of way*
Toad: Alright this is getting ridiculous.
*transforms into geno*
Mario: oKay then
CF: Falcon punch!
*misses and hits geno*
Geno: What the f!? No lines, that's it, I'm blowing up Japan.
Mario: So who won?
CF: It isn't about who won, it's about how badly you lost.
Mario: You didn't even hit me!
THE END.

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Perfect_Chaos (2013-11-08 20:32:49)

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*at F-zero track*
CF: Finally, you made it. Captain Falcon could dry paint faster.
Mario: Sorry, I was too busy saving the princess.
CF: Whatever, Captain Falcon can do your job way better.
Mario: Yeah right
*both arguing*
Link: Guys shut up
Mario: Who are you?
Link: I am LINK and-
Mario: I've seen Drawn Together, you must be homo.
Link: What? No
CF: Yeah, stay away from that guy, he's a *censored*
Mario: Grrr.....
Link: I was just finished saving zelda from a dungeon. It's pretty hard.
CF: But not as hard as racing.
Mario: And not as hard as being in the mushroom kingdom.
Link: How about we all switch places?
Mario: You can do that?
Link: No, but I know someone who can.
*at kirby's house*
Kirby: What are you doing here? I'm not even supposed to be in this episode!
Link: I know, but you're close to this game's creator, so have us switch places.
Kirby: Alright fine, but I have a favor to ask, no more Q & A, I keep getting weird questions about me being a potenial murder, weird pairings, or if I'm going to ever lose weight. I hate machinima.
Link: Okay....
*Kirby opens three portals*
Kirby: Here ya go
CF: Captain Faldons call the stupid plumber's portal.
Mario: I'll get link's
Link: I guess I'm stuck with the F-zero track.

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Perfect_Chaos (2013-12-06 02:11:50)

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*At track*
LiNk: Hey, this is pretty easy.
Blue Falcon: Hey, prEpare to lose.
Link: Sorry buddy, but I'm winning this one.
Blue Falcon: Yeah right, FALCON PUNCH!
*Punch destroys the car*
Link:
*At Mushroom Kingdom*
C. Falcon: A goomba, meh, Captain Falcon can do thiS with his eyeS closed.
*gets hit by goomba*
C. Falcon: What!? But he only touched Falcon! That's it, if I die, I'm falcon punching the reader.
*Falls down a pit*
TBC

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