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PokeNews (2013-10-02 22:19:22)Great. Another TBC. Just wait about 85 days, when he actually gets around to the next part.
Perfect_Chaos (2013-10-05 19:10:23)So there I was in prison ironically. I was waiting and waiting and waiting..... Still waiting. This sucks, I hate being narrator. Narrator: Told ya. *Morphic and Narrator walk away laughing* Me: Great now what? *Bean, ChampionBlue, Someluigi and Snapapple come barging in* Me: You came to save me! Bean: Actually I came for the food, I hear they make some mean lasagna. ChampionBlue and Someluigi: We came to stop the DDOS attack. Snapapple: And I came to get my 20 bucks, you don't die in the end. Me: Wait what All: let's go! Me: What about me? Snapapple: Right. *takes 20 bucks and runs off* Me: Fuuuuu- Morphic: Ha! You're too late, the DDOS missile is ready for launch. Someluigi: Wait a minute, if we fit something into that cannon over there we could destroy the missle. Bean: But there isn't any conveniently placed items. ChampionBlue: But there is a conveniently placed prisoner. *they go back to chaos* Someluigi: Alright Chaos, let's go. Me: Ha! I told you that you guys would need me. Well, now it's too late. All: Okay. *walks away* Me: Fine! I'm sick of this place amyways... *some time later.....* Me: What! Why am I in a cannon? Someluigi: You're the only that can fit... and we don't wanna die. Me: What!? I might die!? ChampionBlue: Yep..... Well it's been nice seeing ya! Snapapple: That's what happens when you lie to your viewers. * the cannon launches* *head hits the missile not even scratching it* Me: OW! Bean: Well damn. ???: Not so fast Narrator: What the!? Morphic: Stop him. Chaos: Who's that? ???: Listen, in order to stop him, you're going to have to use your most epic lines. One liners, they are the best force to ever be made Morphic: Darn, how did he discover our weakness? Bean: You're going to NEED a narrator to explain the butt-kicking you're about to get. Someluigi: I'm a preacher, and I pray that you get crap beat out of you. ChampionBlue: Hey, it turns out you have a secret admirer, It's my fist and it can't wait to take you out. Morphic: Stop it's unbearable! *??? pulls out a zero sword and slashes the missile* Zero: Yep. *Zero vanishes* Me: Hooray! Now we just have to have a good way end this.... *writes long story and accidently hits quit instead of confirm.* Me: Fuuuu-
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It was just another day at the 3ds cafe. Rob didn't come often, someluigi took orders from some that were barely even in the age limit. Everything was right in the world, while I, I was doing nothing, even though I should be wondering about the voice in my head. Me: Shut up. I then realized I had said that out loud. *leaves randomly for a weird amount of time* I then saw a strange figure on the hill. It was rob! Me: Hi Rob.
Rob: Let's frolic in the sausage fields!
Me: Yay! The idiot then realized that that was a hallucination Me: Hey! Morphic: What!? God! Can't a guy launch a DDOS attack without being interrupted by nubs!? Then, all of a sudden, Rob came with his golden hai- Narrator: Hallucination! Me: Fudge! Morphic: What do you propose I do to him narrator? Ransom? Me: Hey! Yeah I'm double crossing you, now you try to do this minimum wage job. To Be Continued......