DeathKid (2013-09-04 23:13:49)

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Hey, kids and parents! Time once again for our children's fun fact science corner.

Today, we are exploring common birds, and their meanings.

An eagle indicates that an important phone call is impending.

A sparrow says that you should beware the seas, and sell any stocks invested in food based companies.

A pigeon means that your mother has died. Or, that all is well. It's a bit uncertain.

A hummingbird tells us that the physical constants of the universe are changing, and may someday shift, invalidating the laws of physics and instantly wiping out the universe as we know it while simultaneously creating a new universe in a single transcendent moment of genocide and genesis.

As for hawks, well, no one knows what hawks mean, or if they are real. Have you ever even seen a hawk? Of course not. No one has.

This has been our children's fun fact science corner!

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2013-09-04 23:15:24

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Shalala (2013-09-04 23:57:27)

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wat

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Shy (2013-09-05 00:05:31)

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Wow, I learned a lot today!

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Nin10dude789 (2013-09-05 00:37:54)

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Here's a cool experiment you can do right now!

You know if you touch you uvula (the dangaling thing in you mouth if you know what I mean) you feel that you wanna throw up, right? If you squeeze your left thumb and touch your uvula, you'll see a surprise.

No joke!

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OtherSilhouette (2013-09-05 00:44:19)

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This is serious stuff mkay in science we're learning about cells and I feel like a retard because im confused about the parts of parkaryotik (did I spell that right?) cells.

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Nin10dude789 (2013-09-05 01:32:38)

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^God repent you, my son.
-d

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Screamer (2013-09-05 01:41:43)

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I don't get this thread.

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Mametchi (2013-09-06 01:42:20)

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Unless you had a Csection, your mother took a massive dump on you when you were born.

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Mametchi (2013-09-06 01:42:49)

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Apparently its because her germs will affect your immune system to become healthier.

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MeNobody14 (2013-09-06 02:49:26)

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Bill Nye a "Scientist"? He doesn't even have a degree. He's a phony comedian.

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little5 (2013-09-07 00:32:05)

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I saw a Hawk.. Or was it a falcon. Multiple times. Boo ya.

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Song_Of_Storms (2013-09-07 01:30:55)

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da crap?

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Bean (2013-09-08 09:52:24)

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Erm, where are my images...?

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