Smashsonic123 (2013-08-15 21:53:58)

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One hyper-realistic day I had the worst day of my life.
It goes like this:

I was walking on Friday the 13th on 6 February, and I saw a yard sale. It had a 3DS game called BANANA.
The box art was full of hyper-realistic blood 'cause it's real life.
BANANAAAAA-
I asked the pedobear:"Why is there blood on the box of BANANA???"
The cheeseburger replied:"'Cause it's haunted."
I was really scared, but took it home with 'cause i'm a idiot.

I booted up the game and it was Animal Crossing: New Leaf, but all the grass was hyper-realistic yellow. Spooky...
Then when I ate the donut the monkey took the banana.
Then I looked outside and I saw the moon from Majora's Mask butt it was Hyper-Realistic-Bloody yellow!
I then took a shet and threw the banana in the bomb.
Then I shot a pony.

The next day I played BANANA again. When it was on, Donkey Kong stared at me for 16.490658754578756 seconds. Then he said "Give the bananaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
I screamed like a ass and ran away. Then my friend kyle sent me a copy of BANANA.EXE but it was hyper-realistic!

My doorbell ringed.
I opened the door and I saw donkey kong in the sky, crashing towards the earth.
Then my skin melted, my eyes rolled out and Kyle said:"Ass."
Then I booted up BANANA 2 and I got Flipnote Studio 3D early.
But I died for no hyper-realistic reason.

TEH ENT

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Smashsonic123 (2013-08-16 08:08:24)

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Thats the point

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ConnorRonnoc (2013-08-22 05:57:28)

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Lol +1

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Mametchi (2013-09-04 05:04:26)

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OH GOD THIS IS THE NEW SLENDERMAN.

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Smashsonic123 (2013-09-15 21:39:43)

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Tom doesn't know how to turn off the computer.

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