Chicharito2 (2013-06-11 03:26:09)

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little5 (2013-06-14 22:28:46)

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AmayaTime8D (2013-06-17 01:23:50)

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Ello.
How are you?
I'm great, thanks. Don't you ask that every time?
No.
Yes, you do.
No I don't.
Yes. You do.
Oh no I don't.
YES YOU DO, DEAL WITH IT.
I am dealing with it,.
Doesn't seem like it to me.
I can't stop crying and I'm really lonely.
Uh, okay.
How are you?
You already asked me, and i'm GOOD.
No I didn't, you did.
Sigh.
*sigh*.
:\.
The answer is.
Is what.
Philosophical.
I GOT MY HOGWARTS LETTER YESTERDAY!
What did it say?
It said: You have been invited to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
I have.
Yes, you have.
Yes.
Yes.
YES!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Noooonoonooo.
Nnonononononononoonnonoononononononononononono.
Sisisisisiisisisisisisisiisisisisisi.
Lalalaallalalaalalalalallalala.
Lol.
Lolololollolololololololololololol.
Lolololololololololololololololololololololo.
LOLlolLOLlolLOLlolLOLlol.
Lolololololololoo.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
I love you!
Ilyilyilyilyilyily.
Je ne sais pas.
Come again?
Paper.
Si.
Cuantos años tienes?
I actually don't know Spanish lol.
You don't know anything.
If I didn't know anything I wouldn't be able to type this right now.
You are not fat.
I never said I was.
Yes you did.
I actually think I am healthy, thanks.
Are you a cat?
I hopped off the plane in LAX with my dream and a cartigan.
If your quitations meet our expectations we can probably place considerable Orders with you.
Welcome to the land of fame excess! Am I gonna fit in?
Why did you change the subject?
Jumped in the cab, here I am for the first time.
I don't know.
I accidentally refreshed after that lol

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AmayaTime8D (2013-06-17 01:34:59)

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Oh, also this legit one lol
User: I wanna be the very best.

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

User: To catch them is the real test.

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land.

Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.

User: Teach pokemon to understand.

Cleverbot: The power that's inside.

User: POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!

Cleverbot: It's you and me.

User: I know it's our destiny!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Ohhh, you're my best friend!

Cleverbot: In a world we must defend.

User: POKEMON!

Cleverbot: A heart so true.

User: Our courage will pull us through!

Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you!

User: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!

User: (Gotta catch em all!).

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

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ShadowZoruaXY (2013-08-02 17:58:33)

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Me: MARRY MEH
Clever: Ok!
Me: THEN YOURE GHAY!
Clever: yes.
Me: go marry a psychopath TWIT
Clever: No.
Me:Who is the ghayest of zem all?
Clever: Accoring to the reports, You are!
Me: Well fyuck you
Clever: Tree.
Me: A
Clever: I
Me: Give her ze D.
Clever: Give who back?
Me: YO MAMA
Clever: Yo mas hersoma
Me: Fart
Clever: Such language
Me: Mo.
Clever: Mo?
Me: GO FYUCK YOURSELF
Clever: Ddadadadadda yourself.
Me: YOU CHEATED ON ME!! T_T
Clever: I never went out with you! Not even close!
Me: FYUCK YOU IM GOING!!!
Clever: Did i really deserve that?
Me: *disconnects*
Lolwhut?

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SackThing101 (2013-08-03 00:44:39)

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Lol, I couldn't breath.

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Jason2k14 (2013-08-03 18:07:55)

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!

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SomeLuigi (2013-08-04 16:50:53)

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HAHA!


Btw, checkout this:

http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php

A Java Applet that links Omegle with Cleverbot. Sometimes it's hilarious as hell

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