KagamineLen (2013-05-12 12:01:22)

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Yo mama's so compassionate that she knits sweaters made out of her own hair for homeless kittens. :3

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SPCOxion (2013-05-12 13:38:44)

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Yo mama so fat, she managed to give birth to you

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Wheatleyrules (2013-05-12 14:06:27)

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Yo mama so stupid she read this forum

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TrainerPurple (2013-05-12 21:34:42)

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Yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said; I GOT THE POWER!

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little5 (2013-05-12 22:38:18)

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Yo mama so old Moses signed her year book
Yo mama so ugly when she entered the Ugly Contest they said "sorry no pros"
Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.

yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed 3 seasons of spongebob

Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love.. And broke it
Yo mama so fat, she sat on an iPod and turned it to an iTv

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little5 (2013-05-12 22:41:36)

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One more plz.

Yo mama so fat, oh.. Hold up, my phone's ringing.
Hello? It's for you, Weight Watchers called. They said they need their model back.

Not really a yo mama joke but...

I just saw a WW commercial on TV so yeah.

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little5 (2013-05-12 22:42:45)

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Bye, one of my freinds at school told me this one.

Yo mama so black, when she went swimming,she looked like an oil spill.

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little5 (2013-05-13 09:03:12)

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^I saw that on a Yo mama website o3o

@tetris One of my freinds told me that a LONG time ago.

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little5 (2013-05-13 09:06:25)

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@Pokerbert
Me AND my BFF used it before. I used this on this girl who had on a Hello Kitty book bag.. The irony, lol

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OracleSkylark (2013-05-13 10:43:05)

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Yo momma so ugly the forever alone guy rejected her on zoosk.com (online dating site)

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