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Patrick Star's 9/11 Adventure: Movie
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One quiet day at Bikini Bottom, it was retarded Patrick's birthday!
Patrick Star: *wakes up out of his rock butt naked with the smallest peepee* GOOD MORNING WORLD! LET'S HAVE SE-- *falls into his pants and rolls to Spongederp who's at his mailbox*
Spongederp: Oh hi Patrick! Happy birthday!
Patrick: Thanks! What did you get me? :-P
Spongederp: Squidward Testicles said I should bring you this green, moldy, acid, flying ship knowing you won't do anything stupid with it.
Patrick: Thanks, derp! *goes in*
Spongederp: Have fun!
69 minutes later
Gangster fish: Yo' dawg! Give me back my hat, my gun, my watch, and my ass before I bust cap! AND GIVE ME BACK THE HOT STRIPPER BRITNEY FISHEARS!
Patrick: *in the ship* Sorry, "dawg". But I LIKE all of these stuff. Even the ass I like! Shuddap befor' I bust cap on this AK-47, bish! *flies off* And I'm going to watch Britney Fishears instead of yoooooooou. *Gone*
Gangster Fish: Dat ain't rite.
Patrick: That was so much fun! In fact, I saw on 69 News about 9/11 on the retarded land. I'M GOING TO START 9/11 RIGHT HERE. I AM THE FISH OSAMA! *goes into ship* TIME TO RAEP THE WHOLE SEA! First destionation, the Fin Towers!
At the Fin Towers
Patrick: *rides flying ship into Fin Towers* Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee...
Old man: Ahhhhh! That fish-looking-but-retarded Patrick Osama Star destroyed the whole Fin Tow--- *heart attack*
Fish Police: *yells out of microphone* PATRICK OSAMA, STOP OR YOUR GONNA GET KILLED.
Patrick: Suck it! Leedle *shoots gun* Leedle *shoots gun* Leedle *shoots gun* LEE!
Police: *heart attack*
At Spongederp's house...
Spongebob: *watches Channel 69 news*
Lady: HOLY SHIZZ! CHAOS IS HAPPENING AT THE FIN TOWERS! A MAN NAMED "PATRICK OSAMA" IS DESTROYING THE FIN TOWERS! *dies*
Man: I'll bang her dead fish ass. Oh wait...we're filiming? Oh okay. CHAOS IS HAPPENING! Here is the footage of what he looks like! *shows picture of Patrick*
Spongebob: O.O....It looks like Patrick............'s drunk brother. Oh well...Now back to watching corals strip.
Gary: Meow meow mew meow.
Spongebob: What Gary? *holds up transalator*
Gary: Sup motha
Spongebob: You're right! PATRICK DOESN'T HAVE A DRUNK BROTHER! *gasp*
To Be Continued...