FrequentDeath (2013-03-05 21:55:31)

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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. You need to shut up. You'll never be the man your mother is. Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork. If you were as twice as smart as you are now, you'd still be stupid. Your family tree is a cactus, because everyone on it is a prick. I hear when you were a baby your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much. You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. Hey. You have something on your chin. 3rd one down. Do you wanna know about mistakes? Ask your parents. Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.

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FrequentDeath (2013-03-05 22:08:05)

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Guys.

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shalala (2013-03-05 22:09:48)

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FrequentDeath (2013-03-05 22:10:26)

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I was the one to tell someone. MegaBeanish turns his back,and this happened

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FrequentDeath (2013-03-05 22:11:46)

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Ron1212 (2013-03-05 22:32:32)

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You obviously googled these jokes. @FrequentDeath

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FrequentDeath (2013-03-05 23:04:59)

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Only half were googled.

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FrequentDeath (2013-03-05 23:23:56)

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I made the tea one. Mmmmn tea.

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FrequentDeath (2013-03-05 23:35:00)

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As in tea that was left out, right before the other is going to leave you say that.

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MegaBeanish (2013-03-06 01:03:41)

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