little5 (2013-02-22 01:19:40)

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Most kindergaterners can figure both of these out, trust me, I had trouble too, until I thought about it..
1.I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


It has 7 letters.
It proceeds God.
It's greater than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
All poor people have it.
Wealthy people need it.
If you eat it, you will die.

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shalala (2013-02-22 01:27:11)

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Nothing.

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THaT1GuY9001 (2013-02-22 01:35:52)

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The sun? @ 1st

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Mercenary (2013-02-22 01:46:21)

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I've seen these before. The first is no.

The second is nothing.

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little5 (2013-02-22 01:48:36)

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Wait a minute. AHHHHHHHH T1G just defined the laws of science, he guessed the riddle the answer is yes, the sun can do all those things. MIND BLOWN, the answer was no, the second was nothing.

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CodyP2000 (2013-02-22 01:49:04)

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SCREW IT.

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little5 (2013-02-22 02:10:01)

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Close

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