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SmashRants #4: Sonichu

Started by Smashsonic123
(2013-02-17 13:07:53)

Smashsonic123 (2013-02-17 13:07:53)

To begin my fourth rant, WHAT THE HECK IS A SONICHU.

Sonichu is a Comic Web Series made by Christian Weston Chandler, or you could say "The most original guy ever".
Issue "0" of the comic series takes place in Sonic's world, Sonic was fighting Perfect Choas (Debut in Sonic Adventure). Then a Pikachu saw Sonic fighting.
The Pikachu ran to Perfect Choas and Sonic run to hi,. BAM PIkachu collides with Sonic. Well pikachu has Sonic's powers and Sonic is still there...
And there is the original creature: Sonichu.

The Plot

Oh boy, this is some crap.
I just told how it began.
Well after that a rainbow appeared and hit a Raichu of a ugly Pokemon Trainer.
The Raichu changes into... Rosechu.
OMG ORGINAL !!!!!!!11111
Copy of Amy Rose from the Sonic Series of course.
Oh yeah, this comic is more then 5 chapters long...
In the mean time, there coming more and more Sonichu characters that nobody gives a crap about...
Sonichu is supposed to be special.
How come there so many Sonichu's.
Have there been multiple times Pikachu's and hedgehogs collide?

Art

A important rule of a web comic.
If it doesn't look good, you just don't want to read it...
Well Cristian deny's that.
I will show you the cover of the first issue.
AND IT'S HANDDRAWEN!
[SIMG]http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/6/6c/Issue_0_Cover.jpg[/SIMG]
I am 12 and I can draw better then this.
(The maker of Sonichu is around 27 years old.)
Oh my god, this is horrible...
It gets worse, look at this.
[SIMG]http://sonichu.com/w/images/c/c0/202-SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg[/SIMG]
It's more like a nose is in Sonichu's mouth.
Even the characters look dumb,
It's like there different characters on every new page.

Characters

I'm just gonna show you some pictures of the "Main" Characters.
After that I talk.

[SIMG]http://www.deviantart.com/download/104904487/Sonichu_poster_by_X2010.jpg[/SIMG]
Sonichu

[SIMG]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Rosechu_Original_5269.jpg[/SIMG]
Rosechu

[SIMG]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/265/d/4/black_sonichu_by_amalockh1-d2z9wx2.jpg[/SIMG]
Blackchu (Blake)

[SIMG]http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic4Page21.jpg[/SIMG]
Picture speaks for itself.

And now, the worst character who gets more fame then Sonichu itself...

[SIMG]http://sonichu.com/w/images/thumb/a/af/Comic_CWC.PNG/200px-Comic_CWC.PNG[/SIMG]
Christian itself

Oh dear, these characters make me puke.
The are the most unoriginal things I've seen!
There are much more unoriginal chracters but that wastes your time.
Oh btw, Cristian is in real life, more fat then his character.

Chapters

I know, I know.
But this is different.
I don't talk about the story itself.
I talk about how bad the chapters got.
Ok, I have to say 1-2 was unoriginal and a piece of crap.
But I could live with it.
Until it began in Chapter 4.
The characters got random powers the whole time, the story line got confusing and there were coming WAY to much characters.
But chapter 8 began, it became a hell.

Sonichu porn.
I will not show it because it looks like a piece of crap and compared to other porno's, this is more like a baby drawed something out of nowhere.
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PORN IS, DON'T LOOK IT UP!

But finnaly it's over.
(It ended in 2009)

Overall

This is the worst Web Comic I've ever seen.
Bad Art.
Bad Story.
And bad Characters.

Cristian is also so dumb.
A troll said he was Nintendo and said that Sonichu and Rosechu came in Animal Crossing for the Wii.
Cristian believed it.

Anyway.
This is my longest and my opinion, my best rant.

Well bye now.