little5 (2012-12-01 01:25:23)

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I dare you, to go up to "Santa Clause" at a store and sit in his lap. Ask him the questions:
What did I do yesterday?
Am I in the Naughty or Nice list?
Do I believe in Santa Clause?

If he responds something like:
Well, ho-ho-ho young lady/man i'm very old, can't remember much if you know what I mean.

Then say:

Santa Clause sees all, knows all, remembers all. Then say SANTA CLAUSE ISN'T REAL! Then pull his "beard" and tell him. I want a/an (what you want for Hannukah, Christmas, etc)..

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