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Oh my god. COME ON
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Started by THaT1GuY9001
(2012-11-04 03:06:34)

THaT1GuY9001 (2012-11-04 03:06:34)

So my parents are divorced. Both my parents are married so I have step parents. My dad used to get high and smoke pot. Today, I was walking from my dads house to my moms house (7 blocks away) and my mom and step dad are watching this movie that has.... stuff.

I get all weirded out and run to my room. I start drawing n stuff, then feel like having a drink. I walk to the fridge quickly and get a drink, trying not to look at the TV. I run into the room and this is what happens:

-Mom walks in room- Is there something wrong?

Me: Uh, no?

Mom: Eric. Are you high?

Me: WTF NO! WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WOULD DO THIS?

Mom: I DONT KNOW WHAT GOES ON OVER THERE ERIC.

Me: Wow.

Mom: -Smells my shirt- You smell like smoke.

Me: -Makes WTF face.-

Mom: Tell me the truth.

Me:

LOOK AT MY EYES. DO I LOOK STONED TO YOU????

Mom: Yes.

Me: What the hell. I didn't get high mom.

Mom: Then why were you acting all weird?

Me: You wouldnt be acting weird if you saw a girl sucking a dudes penis randomly?

Mom:: -Walks away while laughing-

Lol.

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2012-11-04 03:08:15

carlos11 (2012-11-04 03:10:53)

BitÑh, please.

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THaT1GuY9001 (2012-11-04 03:12:02)

I was pissed.

THaT1GuY9001 (2012-11-04 03:13:05)

Lolwut?

pikarceus (2012-11-04 03:15:42)

Lol porn.

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OtherSilhouette (2012-11-04 03:23:03)

Lol weed & porn.

THaT1GuY9001 (2012-11-04 04:36:17)

o3o

carlos11 (2012-11-04 04:39:02)

Who the hell's carlox?

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