DeathKid (2012-11-03 17:59:01)

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Stop making new threads, post your riddles here. I'll start!


What runs but never walks,
Has a mouth but never talks,
And has a bottom but not a top?

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Mametchi (2012-11-03 18:03:18)

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Q: I ask Riddles and never give away the answer, what am I?

A: An asshole.

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DeathKid (2012-11-03 18:05:49)

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Try and guess the answer... Lol.

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DeathKid (2012-11-03 18:08:06)

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Q. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

Q. A plane crashes on the border of the U.S.A. and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?

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Mametchi (2012-11-03 18:20:13)

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He cannot marry the Widow's soster because he is DEAD.

They arent buried yet, they are still in the plane!

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Mametchi (2012-11-03 18:29:49)

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I know ._.

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