ultraguy4 (2012-09-26 01:03:45)

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Mordecai and Rigby popped open the bottle of painkillers and each took about half of the pills. They were both very woozy at this point, looking about ready to fall over at any second. Rigby grabbed the drill first. I then noticed it was realistic, as if someone Photoshopped it into the episode. Rigby stuck the drill through his chest. Blood slowly oozed from both sides. He squeezed the activation trigger. The drill spun around, going deeper and deeper into his chest, blood shooting out at a much faster rate. This went on for about two minutes until the drill was entirely through his spine. You could hear a sickening and audible "crunch" as the fattest part of the drill ripped through his back. He released the trigger and dropped the drill. Blood dripped down his chest and stained the padded floor white. Everything in his chest was clearly visible. Arteries were severed, and chunks of his heart were stuck to the walls of his chest. He let out a short, pained moan and fell on his back, blood pooling at an even faster rate.

Mordecai took one look, turned around, and threw up. He wiped his beak and blankly stared at the corpse that was once his best friend. I myself was pretty sickened at this point, as was everyone else. Except the clipboard guy, that is. He was strangely ecstatic. He took one look at the drill and shook his head furiously. He punched himself in the throat. It knocked the wind out of him and he stopped a moment. This time, he took two fingers and shoved them through his neck.

He fell to his knees, blood leaking from his throat-hole and mouth. Soft gurgling and choking could be heard. He fell on his side and spit up more blood. Then, he went limp. His eyes rolled back, leaving two, bloodshot, milk white spheres.

The scene went back to the house, where Mordecai and Rigby were dead on the floor as they were in the mental asylum. Benson walked in and shook his head. "Who knew it took just a little hallucination for them to go nuts? Oh, well. They're not my problem anymore." Then it hit me: Benson never took them to a mental asylum. Except for Mordecai and Rigby killing themselves, none of that had actually happened. They just imagined it.

Benson casually took the bodies and buried them in the backyard. "Well, maybe I'll get some good workers next time." He walks back into the house as the credits roll. J.G Quintel took the disc and left, with me and the C.E.O in tow. I thought I noticed the clipboard guy smiling, but thought nothing of it. Now, when I look back on it, I probably should've thought about it more. The second us three left the room, gunfire and screaming was heard. We tried to open the door. but it was locked.

The police arrived within 10 minutes, but it was already too late. Everyone in there was dead, but the clipboard guy was nowhere to be found, even though there weren't windows in the room and we'd been standing by the door the entire time. Of course, nobody ever found out where he was. I don't ever think I'll be able to drive that horrific experience from my mind.

So here, I leave my last words to you. I'm sharing this with you, so you can share it with others. I've been contemplating this for a while, and believe it's best I don't have to think about this again. In my hand, I have a gun. And to you, I leave my final words.

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ultraguy4 (2012-09-26 21:31:40)

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^ You're more than welcome to, as long as you tell people to read the original story here.

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AgurettiLeaf (2012-09-26 23:06:40)

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You Are Sooo Epic Now!Can You Make More Regular Show Creepypastas? Hey Ummm Look Up This One On Creepypasta Wiki: Regular Show-Unaired

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ultraguy4 (2012-09-28 00:09:43)

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^ I saw it. Not the best on there, but pretty good compared to the pure horse crap on the CP wiki... that's not to say the story is crap, but there's definitely better ones.

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