randomguyperson (2012-08-29 06:49:49)

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WARNING: this wierd and very short story may cause internal bleeding, external bleeding, implosion, explosion, deplosion, replosion, biplosion, triplosion, and chicken. If you experience any of these please CALL the nearest pizza restaurant!


NOW TO THE GODDAM STOREH

Once upon a time there was a man named bob. His name actually isnt bob, its bob, but im too lazy to say his real name. He was walking down a wall when suddenly a bear...shark...bird...thing started shooting watermelon from the you-know-what at the you-know-where and what i mean is his eyes, and by watermelon i mean he was shooting apple flavored lazers. Bob was very, Bob, and pretended he was...uhhh...a dog...cat...thing...i dont even know....The, uhhh, bear thing exploded from the shear energy that came from his donut which bob was eating and a town at the other side of the world was saved from economical collapse...and by that i mean an asteroid the size of Manhattan...'s small parking meters(i hate parking meters they killed my tv). Bob went to McDonalds, realized it was actually BurgerKing, and didnt give a damn and tried ordering a BigMac. After waiting he got a taco with the words BIGMAC written on the shell with extremely toxic markers. Bob died of chicken...
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ITZ ZE ENDZ!!!11!!11!11111

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