ConnorRonnoc (2013-08-25 09:51:10)

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How to get a date:

1) Say you love them.
2) Pepper spray their eyes.
3) Tie them up.
4) Throw them in the back of a van.
5) Drive off.
6) Do whatever you want to them.
7) To make sure no-one finds out, ship them to Bangladesh, move to Canada and change your name to "Richael Hackson".
8) Repeat.

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TrainerPurple (2013-08-25 12:25:29)

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The best way to get a boy talk about dirty things say sexy things that give him erections then ask him out.

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TrainerPurple (2013-08-25 12:28:29)

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I just ask them out if they say no I don't cry I just mope around for like 5 minutes then find someone else if they say yes I hold their hand and walk them to class.

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2013-08-25 20:14:19

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Bean (2013-08-25 20:13:36)

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^ Lol.


I advised my GF NOT to come here. e.e

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Bean (2013-08-25 23:41:31)

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^ Dun invite her here
Use a Pokemon fanboy's advice. Hopefully, the Pokemon fanboy will give you good advice.

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WWTEpicFail (2013-08-26 00:51:12)

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I dunno.

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TrainerPurple (2013-08-27 08:23:15)

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Is this a good pick up line girls? Excuse me can you stop the interference in my pants?

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MeNobody14 (2013-08-27 08:32:17)

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Iduncarek?

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ConnorRonnoc (2013-08-28 01:12:12)

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aye bb u fll frm hevan cuz u smll liek poop

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ConnorRonnoc (2013-08-28 01:51:04)

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aye bb ive gt ants in m pnts wnna b 1 o tem?

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ED (2013-08-28 01:52:19)

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Personal thread much?
Avoiding a lock much?

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