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Crush42 (2016-07-04 15:41:22)Those fools. Everyone should know why we celebrate 4 July. It is the day benevolent master Itagaki chose to have Bass Armstrong born on.

Who is Bass Armstrong, you may ask, and why do we have a holiday around him? Well, don't you worry, you uneducated heathen, cos I'm about to learn you a thing. Bass Armstrong is a wrestler in the Dead Or Alive series, and without him, the father of Tina, we wouldn't have... her.

'Murica. God bless your soul, master Itagaki. *salutes with a tear in the eye as a bald eagle soars in the distance*

SMOGamerX (2016-07-04 17:45:12)^ No... just no...
Remember: Just when the caterpillar thought its world was over, it turned into a butterfly!
NintendoDude (2016-07-04 19:48:13)Amen to that, brother.
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Crush42 (2016-07-04 20:30:24)Sounds like SMO is ashamed of 'Murica.

Flood this thread with the most American things you can find, guys.

PANZERFAUST (2016-07-04 20:43:21)
Canada has more bald eagles than the US.
The Statue of Liberty was designed in France.
The main armament on that M1 Abrams is either the Royal Ordnance L7 (designed in Britain), or the Rheinmetall 120 mm gun (designed in Germany).
Real American, Crush.
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Crush42 (2016-07-04 22:05:33)@Panzer, it was literally the first pic that came up when I Google searched 'most American picture.' For the love of all that is holy, calm your tits and take a joke.

Crush42 (2016-07-04 22:28:56)Overanalysing a joke pic. Even in a humourous way. I will not let you live it down.

TheIronMadden (2016-07-04 22:43:24)Fireworks are illegal in New York state. However, firework sellers from Pennsylvania can have advertisements here on the radio, billboards, and sometimes on TV.
New York logic.
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