Mephistopheles (2015-07-29 13:24:16)

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What are the biggest red flags when meeting a male or female? You know, the ones that denote emotional baggage, daddy issues, or tumblr dependency.
For both males and females mine are:

-Unintelligent (obvious for most people)
-Hair dyed unnatural colors once they're past the age of 13

-Butchered hair
-Being fat or obese
-Black nails
-Common tattoos (quotes, sun/moon, anchor, tribal, sleeve, etc.)
-Excessive swearing
-Dresses horribly even though they have the ability not to
-Pizza face
-Excessive makeup (including drawn in eyebrows and heavy contouring in males and females)
-"some people can't handle me"
-Buys books for aesthetics, never reads them
-Bad taste in music (completely opinionated lol)
-Doesn't like breakfast
-Likes Ayn Rand
-BioMan8

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BioMan8 (2015-07-29 15:19:19)

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AKA I'm a generic neckbeard who browses Reddit all day and is just too nice for any lady to like me.

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Nutsy (2015-07-29 15:54:49)

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-Trying to be a redneck when in fact you live in a major Texas city. (30% of the people at my school)
-Being an actual weeaboo because they're annoying as . I like anime fans, but weeaboos are annoying. Weeaboos have forced behavior that's super annoying.
-Always smelling like poopoo or smoke.
-Loud
-Gets offended when you're in "their spot".
-"Not caring what people think of them." We all know this is a lie.
-Elitist opinions
-Overly protective of their talents
-Flies into a rage when you say something negative about something they made, something they like, them, or their friend.
-Confusing the classroom with a chatroom.
-Acting homosexual for humor. It's offensive.
-Homophobic
-Every joke is sexual
-Stays up late on school nights
-Doesn't eat lunch
-Listens to Pierce the Veil
-Quotes TV a lot
-Theophobic

This all comes from a privileged white male who probably thinks too highly of himself.

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iceman (2015-07-29 16:25:39)

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-The very unique hair colors like you said. (Except for Purple, I love how that looks)
-Hair torn up and looks like crap
-Like Ben said "Gamer gurlll"
-Chipped nails
-Excessive swearing. C'mon you don't need to cuss in every sentence multiple times.
-Fat
-What shoes they wear and what condition they are in.
-How well their skin is taken care of.
-Wearing a ton of jewelry
-Quotes stupid memes or online sayings in real life conversation
-If their outfit is even matching to start with. People who dress like a rainbow look stupid.
-Continuous bragging about what they have. I show off my stuff but there is a point where you need to shut up about it because I really don't care and it makes you look bad.
-"I don't care what they say or think of me" dead ass lie
-Their laugh.
-Unable to make a simple choice. "What do you want to eat?" "Idk" pick something.
-Their taste in music.
-If they fan girl and freak out of anime and crap.
-Willing to do something or not. You're pretty lame if you aren't up for trying something or doing something out of the blue that is fun.
-Their taste in hats. If you wear stupid big AF logos with designs that have way too much going on that's a massive red flag.
-Unable to take a joke. "You're so freaking stupid smfh" >They go into an emo phase or lash out. Its playful fun dammit.
-Saying "I guess"
-Being a blabber mouth and not understanding what you can and can't tell people. Like I have friends that have made comments to randoms about my shoes/collection and I didn't like it.
-Not getting distracted easily. Its like baby sitting when hanging out with people/girls that are.
-Not having their own opinion and just agreeing with everybody. SAY YOUR ACTUAL OPINION DAMMIT NOT WHAT SOUNDS GOOD ITS OK
-Just being completely irresponsible all the time.
-Being legit stupid. I act like a dumbass and do stupid stuff, but that's not what I really am its just something I do for fun. Some of these people irl are legit stupid when I thought it was an act the whole time.
-Being very protective. Snooping through my stuff and caring what I tell others is very annoying. Ask if you want to know don't try getting info out another way.
-The shape of their nose.
-People who dress up their dog. HATE THAT.
-Not cleaning up after they eat, make a mess, ect just not cleaning in general.
-How big their eyes are. Big eyes are terrible and just weird to look at.

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Perfect_Chaos (2015-07-29 16:44:52)

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-Fat
-Making gay jokes (it's not funny, I'm not saying it as if it's wrong, I'm saying it as it's just bad humor.)
-Weeaboos, the ones who obsess over anime. That's every female anime fan at my middle school. They once tried to get our social studies teacher to watch Hetalia.
-If you yell "Oh baby, a triple! Oh yeah!" Imma run as faster than a kid chasin' an ice cream truck. That 's the most annoying thing anyone could ever yell.

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BirdJesus (2015-07-29 16:52:27)

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I really don't give a . Maybe if they look like a fag.

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Nutsy (2015-07-29 16:56:02)

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Hetalia is bad.

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BirdJesus (2015-07-29 16:59:46)

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> Everyone in this thread is saying "fat"

Now I'll have all the chubby chicks to myself.

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iceman (2015-07-29 17:08:44)

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^This is very true

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BirdJesus (2015-07-29 17:09:35)

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As long as they're not people.

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little5 (2015-07-29 19:24:19)

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some of you have a ton of standards for a bunch nerds

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BirdJesus (2015-07-29 20:17:13)

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@mega Good taste, mate.

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Nutsy (2015-07-29 21:27:21)

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Fat girls is BJ's fetish.

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Perfect_Chaos (2015-07-29 21:33:59)

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My cousin's parents found fat girl porn in his browsing history.

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AgurettiLeaf (2015-07-29 21:39:30)

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-Being obese
-Ugly looking
-Dirty nails
-Weak
-Killjoy
-Procrastinates
-Redneck
-Bad hygiene
-Does drugs
-Religious

That's about all that I can list off of the top of my head, lol.

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