Jason2k14 (2014-09-13 15:38:57)

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You wake up in the middle of a huge crowd chanting. There's a mayor hosting a race, and claims that whoever wins the race gets a keychain full of numerous keys that opens anything in the city. You get to bring one or two people to assist you in the race, who will it be? ( It could be anybody on this website or any other social media site )

Fyi, one person can hop in the car/kart/whatever you'll be racing in to help you race, while the other person fixes the tires, and such.

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Nutsy (2014-09-13 15:41:30)

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IA knows her way around a race track and Fix-it-Felix can fix the car.

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little5 (2014-09-13 16:26:14)

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Usain Bolt.

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WWTEpicFail (2014-09-13 16:26:40)

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Kappa Trappa.

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BirdJesus (2014-09-13 16:39:48)

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Funky Kong, because he has the best stats.

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AntiChrist (2014-09-13 16:46:12)

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Lightning mcqueen as my car, hitler as my companion.

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zzzdylan1 (2014-09-13 17:10:30)

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a scout.

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Dimentia (2014-09-13 17:40:59)

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King Boo. Posesses the mayor, gets the keys.

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WWTEpicFail (2014-09-13 19:01:34)

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Kappa Trappa has better stats than Funky Kong.

Kappa is smaller.

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little5 (2014-09-13 19:14:57)

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Queen Chrysalis is just disgusting.

Pure trash.

Ew.

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little5 (2014-09-13 19:40:29)

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^

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BirdJesus (2014-09-13 19:46:44)

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Clearly you've never played MKWii, EpicFail.

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WWTEpicFail (2014-09-13 19:46:51)

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^ No

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BirdJesus (2014-09-13 19:50:28)

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#FunkyKong4lyfe

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Jason2k14 (2014-09-13 21:00:13)

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Oh, Carter. You must be the party-ruiner at real parties irl, aren't you?

I could walk around the city. It probably means it's not legal for me to walk around the city either.

If the prize is bull, why do you still want to enter the race for? ohplz.jpg

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