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The Theory Of TVXQlism
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Started by Super_~_Junior.
(2014-07-21 22:07:56)
Super_~_Junior. (2014-07-21 22:07:56)
!! WARNING !!

If you are deeply religious and get offended by different beliefs and theories of religion, do not read this! And if you choose to, you cannot hold me accountable for your anger or offense! You have been warned. Do not comment any offensive or racial comments please!



This is one of the alternative theories of the religion TVXQlism, it isn't an official religion, yet many believe in it. I shall now explain the story of TVXQlism. Some of you may think "Wow, this is silly!", but, some people rather take this religion seriously, so please respect the religion and it's believers.


After the earth was created by an unknown and mysterious force, hundreds of years later, a handsome man searched the earth looking for the perfect mate. But this wasn't just any man, but the creator, the creator of earth and time. When he found his perfect mate, a young beautiful male named Kim JaeJoong, he was rather feminine but purely beautiful and innocent. The creator then seduced the innocent virgin male, then impregnated the beautiful male named JaeJoong. Months of pregnancy and trying to convince the people in his village of the encounter with the handsome seductive man who called himself YunHo, of the child then came, because of him being a male, it was pretty impossible for him to have the baby a normal and natural way a women would, so two wise doctors YooChun, and JunSu came up with the idea of removing the baby by 'C-section', yes these operations didn't exist so long ago, but a mysterious sense of knowledge over came them, (Some believe the creator gave them the knowledge) after a safe and brutal labor, their child was born. A son, a beautiful yet handsome son they named ChangMin. The creator watched over and protected his lover and child, and the wise doctors who helped, but after a few years.. They mysteriously disappeared. After years and years, the story was forgotten, but.. The creator, his lover, his child, and the wise doctors were reborn. But, as humans. Some say, the creator arranged the death of his lover, child and the wise doctors so they could be reborn in the future, but.. No one is exactly sure how, or why, or even if, the creator did such actions. As they were reborn as humans, but... To appear as humans, many believe the creator was wise enough to disguise themselves as humans. The rebirth of all five considered 'Gods'....


1986 - 4 - 4
1986 - 4 - 6
1986 - 6 - 4
1986 - 12 - 15
1988 - 4 - 18






I hope you enoyed the theory! Thank you for reading!!

Special thanks to little5 for encouraging to post my theory in the forums, I've had this plan for a while, just haven't done it yet! ^^

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2014-07-22 05:14:34

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carlos11 (2014-07-21 22:09:50)
I have another theory:


Your post is sofa king difficult to read.
Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.
Bean (2014-07-21 22:11:16)
I can't read this.
much too bright
wow
~~~
carlos11 (2014-07-21 22:13:34)
For the record, I wasn't referring to the color of the text. I was referring to the disgusting idioticy of the content itself.
Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.
Super_~_Junior. (2014-07-21 22:13:43)
Ah, sorry. I am fixing the coloring right now
jEsUs ChRiSt
AngelRibbons (2014-07-21 22:14:35)
O^O
Better.

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2014-07-22 05:14:49

Super_~_Junior. (2014-07-21 22:14:55)
I fixed it. But thanks Phantom.
jEsUs ChRiSt
little5 (2014-07-21 22:23:16)
^
Hush, child. You know not what you speaketh.
I like it (of course I do, lol). I was hoping for more interesting comments rather than complaints.

+1

Also, it'd be better if you darkened the title. It's hard to see against the gray.

Well, I know that YOU can't, but you have to give a forum mod permission.

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2014-07-22 05:24:31

Super_~_Junior. (2014-07-21 22:23:51)
I know. Everyone complains. Like, respect da religion. Meia, gurl you understand mah.
jEsUs ChRiSt
iceman (2014-07-21 22:28:50)
NO. Dammit the fan-girl crap made it to the forums.
little5 (2014-07-21 22:29:02)
^
"crap"
People actually believe in this, U-Know?

I don't know, Flux. I'm only being myself.

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2014-07-22 05:29:30

AngelRibbons (2014-07-21 22:29:54)
"People actually believe in thus, U-Know?"
...Really? Like, for real?
carlos11 (2014-07-21 22:29:54)
I knew this smelled like chet.

Of course this is a chet thing, it's ridiculous.
Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.
Super_~_Junior. (2014-07-21 22:30:04)
I clearly stated no complaining in the warning area guys. >insert ohplz icon here<
jEsUs ChRiSt
Super_~_Junior. (2014-07-21 22:31:09)
People have faith in this. I believe in a form of TVXQlism ( #Changminlism ) . If you don't like it, go somewhere else.
jEsUs ChRiSt
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