little5 (2014-07-03 22:14:19)

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Thread inspired by: comment on Thead 72061.

How would you kill 5 (and only 5) users on 3DSPlaza? It could be anyone.

LeafLindsay:
First I'd lure her into my torture chamber basement with a hot, steaming, bag of beans. I'd sit her on a chair where straps will automatically strap every single one of her limbs down. I will then make a concoction of poison ivy, pine cones, and caffeine and slowly spoon feed it to her with a spoon coated in the blood of a cat. Then I will perform a Cupcakes surgery on her and slowly gouge out her eyeballs and blend them up. After blending them, I will inject the paste to her belly button with a rusted syringe. I will use giant banana leaves to plug up her eye sockets and force her to eat the remaining tissue.

Then I leave her there like that to die.

I'm too lazy to type out other stuff so uhh.. Yeah. Comment.

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Jason2k14 (2014-07-03 22:16:38)

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I could kill Spencer, jessenia, meowflash, little5 and karoake by doing absolutely nothing. That's just how it works.

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little5 (2014-07-03 22:17:11)

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^
*adds you to my list*
Next?

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Jason2k14 (2014-07-03 22:18:29)

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^ I better be on your Who Would You Be list

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little5 (2014-07-03 22:33:22)

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^
ew

I need descriptive answers!

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PhantomR (2014-07-03 22:45:27)

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I would kill Carter, Lindsay, Meia, Carlos and Spencer.

I would slice their throats, slide my hand in that sounded wrong, and grab the artery in their necks and yank it out.

Then I would cut open their stomachs, pull out all of their intestines until only their hearts, lungs, and ribs remain. I would slowly break their ribs with my bare hands, and puncture their hearts and lungs with the broken pieces. I'd laugh in enjoyment as I watch them choke on blood. After that, I would pull their eyes out and stretch them out as far as I can, I'd cut open the eyes and stab them, make a tiny cut on the skin on their foreheads, and rip as much of their skin off as I possibly can. Then I would cut their arms and legs off, and they'd bleed to death.

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Nin10dude789 (2014-07-03 22:46:40)

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@Flux
Espace had anger issues, and a very strong hate to Nintendo fans. Anything bad happens in gaming will always blame Nintendo fans.

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PhantomR (2014-07-03 22:48:49)

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I would enjoy every moment of the suffering and pain. They would scream for mercy as they die, but I would just ignore it.

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Nin10dude789 (2014-07-03 22:49:11)

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I would just beat the crap out of Ody.

Many of you may not remember him, but he was such a hater to Nintendo fans, like Espace. Only found on the 3DS forums, he would always say "Nintendo is dead", "The 2DS will fail because it's Nintendo", etc.

That guy was just idiotic.

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Jason2k14 (2014-07-03 22:51:18)

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Nin10dude.. Would you please... LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO simmer down?

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Obviously no one would want to kill me. Am I lovable or what? <3

....

I jinxed it, didn't I?

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PhantomR (2014-07-03 22:53:51)

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@Spencer
I'll draw you Applejack sitting on someone's face if you want.

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@Carter
*You guys are ponies.*

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little5 (2014-07-03 22:59:20)

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@Fluxer
I'm just bad with explaining things.

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If I have a nightmare with AppleJack crapping on my face, then I may just kill myself. Or throw up on Heather, the latter is better.

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PhantomR (2014-07-03 23:04:16)

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Oh yes. I would love for Applejack to sit on my face and die like that, but Spencer would kill me before I got the chance.

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Jason2k14 (2014-07-03 23:37:56)

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I summon Hitlermon on all of you.

Hitlermon use nukeattack.

1 Hit KO!

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PhantomR (2014-07-03 23:41:43)

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Should I eat the intestines?

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