Michaelle Gamesaddict woke up in a cold, lifeless planet. "Hello?" she asked. No answer. She saw an empty potty house surrounded by fog. Since she was a DUMBASS, she went inside.

Saying "hello" one last time, the door locked. She was frightened. "LET ME OUT!!" she yelled, banging on the door. "Hey..." a voice spoke behind her, making her pause. "Who are you? What's happening?!" the 43-year old woman cried out.

"Spencer Mega Dash the third." Spencer introduced. "My name's Michaelle Gamesaddict... What happened on Earth?" she asked. Spencer pulled out a diagram. "The Earth has been wiped out of existence since the Fire Nation attacked... Since then, I've been a lonely man since Heather, my fiance, died recently..." he sighed.

"Ugh... I wish there was something we could do... DAMN YOU GOD, WHY DID YOU LET THEM?! I KNEW YOU WEREN'T REA--" the 43-year old was shushed with Spencer, placing his gloved hand gently over Michaelle's soft, quivering lips. "Well... there is one thing we can do.. You see, we can repopulate the world..." Spencer said with a smirk.

"Ewww, no!" she pushed Spencer back. "I have a husband!!" "Really? Where is he now, I ask?" Spencer replied sarcastically.

Michaelle hesitated. "Dead..." "Michaelle..." Spencer held her hands. "Michaelle, you want to live a happy life, right? You don't want your life to end at it's halfway point." Michaelle looked up. "Humanity is in our hands now..." Spencer whispered, kissing her under the toilet seat.

Indiana Jones McGamesaddict was a rich fashion mogul with success in mind. He lived in an apartment made entirely out of glass in the middle of the Pacific Ocean where he spent his days drinking psychedelic tea and mulling over pictures of his designs.
One day, a man just his age (thirty three) fell out of his chimney.
"'Ello!" the man said. "Moi name is Timaeus Testicles LaSpencer!"
Gamesaddict was in utter awe. "I'm Indiana Jones McGamesaddict." he finally mumbled. He couldn't fathom the sheer sexiness of the man before him. "Uhm, you're getting chimney soot on my Expensive Zebra Face Carpet."
"u wot m8" Spencer's tone suddenly changed. "ill bash yer ed in"
"Excuse me?" Gamesaddict flashed his amazing smile, then tore off his shirt and flexed his pecs.
Spencer was so amazed that his head blew up. The end.