Draazen (2014-06-06 00:31:08)

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Alright well.. We have ALL had a crush and that crush liked someone else. Havnt we all? Yesh,yesh we have. Im gonna post steps to ensure that your crush is YOURS!!

1.Talk to your crushes crush or bf,gf whatever.. Try to get then to be yojr friend..
2.Make a room underground.
3.Order a really big plastic box(should be a see through and must have a lid on the top) and 5000,flesh eating beetles..
4.invite your 'friend' over for dinner one they get there stick a shot in their neck and drug them..
5.Druging them wont kill them,well depends on how much you use.
6.Well they are alseep drag them in your uground room,make sure your beetles and box are in your underground room FIRST!
7. Put themin the plastic box and and lock it shut then wake up your 'friend'..
8. They are gonna ask why they are in there and how they got in there. You tell them 'STFU '
9.Open the lid and VERY carfully put the flesh eating beetles in the box.
10. Watch the beetles eat the person alive and enjoy.
11.There is going to be bones and hair left. Wrap yourself in platic. YOUR WHOLE BODY EVERY SINGLE PART OF YOU! Then get some poison spray to kill the bettles so they dont kill you too,spay the box andlet it sit for 2 days.
12.After your wraped in plastic and they are ALL dead take out the bones and hair then take then far far faaaar away ATLEAST a state over or 5 towns over and burry them deep deep in the ground..
13.Go back to school act like nothing happend and get laid by your crush.
This ALL has to he a 5 day process.. Its full proof I've done it about 12 times.

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2014-06-06 07:36:51

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Draazen (2014-06-06 00:32:24)

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Also if your crush turns out NOT 'liking' you repeat these steps again on your crush and find someone else..

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Draazen (2014-06-06 00:41:49)

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Also if you need ANY help call me at 1-800 pop yo cherry.. I mean mean 1-800 winyourcrush.. I charge 200 bucks per day..

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little5 (2014-06-06 00:50:28)

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dis totley werkd
+1
we bin in relayship 4 9001 deys thx 2 u
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TREEhugger101 (2014-06-06 01:53:26)

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Instructions unclear, beetles crawling out of anus.


Ain't nobody taking Spencer or Carter. They're my boys, fools. Back off.
Also, Y U NO CRUSH ON ME?! ;D; I'm nice, too!

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2014-06-06 08:54:26

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little5 (2014-06-06 01:54:05)

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yah no1 nows wat happnd 2 spensr

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carlos11 (2014-06-06 02:04:44)

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Uhm, Carter, wanna come over for dinner?

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TREEhugger101 (2014-06-06 02:10:34)

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*pounces on Carlos11 and tears his eyeballs out* SHADDUP, FOOL!


Not to mention that Carter loves me better than all the rest of you. tt

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2014-06-06 09:11:59

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carlos11 (2014-06-06 02:15:24)

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Goddamnit. Draazen, this ain't workin',

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TREEhugger101 (2014-06-06 02:17:42)

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CARTER, I'M COMING TO RESCUE YOU FROM EVIL CARLOS! .D.

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Draazen (2014-06-06 02:46:48)

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I said 200 bucks aday and Ill help you@Carlos

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Draazen (2014-06-06 03:19:22)

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Treehugger will you come over for dinner?

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Draazen (2014-06-06 03:32:03)

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-escapes the box and puts fluxer in it and locks it shut- Moron you forgot to lock it..

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carlos11 (2014-06-06 03:39:21)

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Hey Tree, Fluxer, Draazen, let's get together and watch a movie.

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Draazen (2014-06-06 03:40:18)

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Okay... I guess we can.. -orders a XXXXL box and 100000 bettles-

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