ultraguy4 (2012-10-15 23:57:19)

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The rules are simple. You have a chance to meet your favorite celebrity or fictional character. Although, there's a catch: you must be handcuffed to them for the rest of your life. Now comes the interesting part. You probably wouldn't mind being chained to a celebrity, but they have a glaring problem: which is decided by the person below you. E.G,

Person 1: Princess Peach
Person 2: She never shuts up.
Adam Sandler

Got it? Good. I'll start!

Shantae

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Drakkrai (2012-10-17 02:00:39)

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He just murdered my sandwich
Redfoo (singer from LMFAO)

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ultraguy4 (2012-10-17 02:50:40)

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Thinks you will murder him/her at any moment, but is afraid to make the first move, for it believes if it tries to kill you first, you will fly into a homicidal rage, killing anyone within 50 yards, so instead lives in constant fear of you.

Marceline -b

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ultraguy4 (2012-10-17 12:26:29)

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...Try to kill you for 30 seconds at random intervals during a week.

Zelda

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Drakkrai (2012-10-17 20:46:19)

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Gives him a bomb to eat to kill him
Edward Elric

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ultraguy4 (2012-10-18 12:33:19)

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Is a pedo.

Pinkie Pie

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Drakkrai (2012-10-18 23:03:14)

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*Throws Quagmire at Squidward *
PedoBear

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ultraguy4 (2012-10-18 23:26:47)

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Always faps when you have company.

Slenderman

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Drakkrai (2012-10-18 23:34:38)

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*Screams like Homer* AH!
PSY *Doing GANGNAM STYLE *

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ultraguy4 (2012-10-25 12:26:11)

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You can't understand a word he's saying. And he's got a spastic bladder.

Samus

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Drakkrai (2012-10-25 22:02:32)

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HAVING SEXY TIME stabing Samus "DIE DIE DIE DIE"
Nyan Cat ur brain maybe will explode

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ultraguy4 (2012-10-26 02:26:22)

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....Annoys you to the point where you want to suicide but cannot because Nyan is constantly flying around and won't stop to let you eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, fap and makes you wish you could kill yourself.


Robdeprop

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ultraguy4 (2012-10-28 15:32:49)

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Stabs you in the eyes so you can be twins.

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Drakkrai (2012-11-02 20:40:34)

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"u SAWQ Mario yo bro is better" tt
The i like trains kid

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2012-11-02 20:41:35

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HSgames (2012-11-09 00:25:09)

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KILLZ RANDOM PPL CUS HE FEELZ LIKE IT!

Hitler

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