UnitedUdders (2015-10-28 23:42:12)

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I imagine David being a

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Sam (2015-10-28 23:42:26)

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He probably wouldn't even pay child support, David

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Bean (2015-10-28 23:42:33)

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holy it took me a while to figure out who sam is

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Sam (2015-10-28 23:48:09)

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Congrats Bean
Actually David I believe Anthony would push me down the stairs
He said something about it once

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Nutsy (2015-10-28 23:55:17)

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I'm going to marry a princess.

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Destroiya (2015-10-28 23:57:32)

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No one guessed the otaku?

Nutsy will find a way to make waifus come to life.

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little5 (2015-10-29 00:00:57)

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Nemesis: A 4th-6th grade reading teacher that everyone likes. Married to Tool. Two sons.
Sam: Nicotine addict. Miscarriaged her only child. Will marry but dicorce later on. Or she'll marry to a rich man and become a politician. Nice house. A big dog named Bub. No kids.
SirDavid: Prisoned for hacking into crap. 10 years. The Australian equivalent of $3.6k in fines. Gets out, makes enough money to move to New Zealand. Will meet a nice girl, but something tragic happens to both of them. She'll die in a car accident and his house burns down.
UnitedUdders: A better route for David if he moves to the US. Marine biologist that sometimes does touring through a large aquarium. Weird obsession with walruses. Falls in love, her lover is sent overseas through the military. Eventually becomes an old cat lady with a siamese cat named Pao.
Bean: doing something he doesn't like, ironic death
Nutsy: Becomes the first man to have romantic relations with an anime. Marries it. Has a heart attack when he finds that his beloved android waifu is missing.
Applebucker: Some kind of farmer dude who lives off his farm. He travels occasionally.

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Nutsy (2015-10-29 00:02:35)

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Little5 strikes me as an author or journalist.

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Bean (2015-10-29 00:05:04)

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"Bean: doing something he doesn't like, ironic death"

wow you guys ing hate me

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Sam (2015-10-29 00:05:56)

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I want to have children and if I do miscarry I'll simply try again. If not I'll adopt.
Little5: Loses her eyesight, becomes an activist for blind people, falls in love with a guy who turns out to be only in it for the fortune who leaves her brutally, writes a successful novel, continues writing successful novels. She leads a life of loneliness as she remarries five times, all of which fail. She realizes her only love is her writing.

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Nutsy (2015-10-29 00:10:16)

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But there was a guy in Japan who married his copy of Love+.

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Alpaca (2015-10-29 00:12:38)

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So I decided to google "guy marries anime character"




whoever he is has a good taste in waifus. homura akemi is great

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little5 (2015-10-29 00:12:53)

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BirdJesus: professional forum-poster with a crippled, autistic, adhd, etc. kid
Every kid he has is ridden with bad genes.
He kills his wife, abandons his kids, and wallows in depression and insanity for the rest of his life.

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Alpaca (2015-10-29 00:14:31)

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He kills his kids too. He also suicide bombs his local elementary school.

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Nutsy (2015-10-29 00:14:38)

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I want to marry a real princess, not an anime.

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