carlos11 (2014-12-30 01:13:48)

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English, mothertrucker. DO YOU SPEAK IT?

I stated my purpose in the original post. Although this first topic of discussion was just a joke inspired by Goldqueen's story, I am serious about making more threads, for the reason stated in the OP.
Furthermore, there's nothing sexual about this and there's nothing wrong with sharing a story. You're just a cynical аsshole.

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YouMeAtSix (2014-12-30 01:18:28)

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Are you having a laugh it doesn't have to be sexual to be wrong and while you take the piss out of me just listen, no one wants to hear about periods especially children and they shouldn't be reading crap like this, I never claimed it to be sexual

This post has been edited one or more times, the last time was:
2014-12-30 01:23:13

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DrakeJericho (2014-12-30 01:19:45)

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Get on topic or this thread gets closed

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YouMeAtSix (2014-12-30 01:22:44)

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Perverse isn't always sexual.
Mr great English heres the definition:"showing a deliberate and obstinate desire to behave in a way that is unreasonable or unacceptable."

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Jason2k14 (2014-12-30 01:23:42)

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Off topic: YMAS and/or IronMadden's posts are officially in my signature. Congratulations.

On topic: I had my first period when I was at school. I usually have Humanities first period, but then at other times, I get Spanish first period.

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carlos11 (2014-12-30 01:27:37)

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My first period is Pre-Calc. It's pretty boring because I hardly see anything new and when I do we take too long because everyone else is "slow", but it's also fun because I don't need to exert any effort at all to be the best.

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AgurettiLeaf (2014-12-30 01:52:46)

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My first period was in kindergarten, believe it or not. Lemme tell you a story. One time in kindergarten, we were learning English and it was so hard for me. We had a test on punctuation one day and I got scared. I wanted an excuse, but suddenly, my sides started to hurt. I asked my teacher if I could go to the bathroom, which was in the classroom, but she said no. I was so nervous! I talked to myself in my head, looking at the test as all nerves came out. On my test, we had to finish a sentence with either a period, exclamation mark, or a question mark. I did good on all of them... until the last. I felt my sides hurting again. "Bonnie the bunny and Dexter the duck had a race to the apple tree"... what was the ending? I then felt my sides hurting more and more, until I finally grabbed my pencil, not knowing what I was about to do, and made a dot at the end of the sentence. I felt happy; I finally did it! My First Period!

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rate if it would make a good movie

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carlos11 (2014-12-30 03:35:18)

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Too Long; Did not Read!

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BirdJesus (2014-12-30 05:16:22)

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My god, you guys are lazy. Every time there's a post with more than 500 characters you all spam Too Long; Did not Read! If your puny brains can't handle that much information, don't bother posting in the thread.

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MegaBeanish (2014-12-30 05:40:04)

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No

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BirdJesus (2014-12-30 05:52:37)

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That'd be upsetting. I actually like YMAS.

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PhoenixDawn (2014-12-30 06:04:13)

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Tbh I don't mind YMAS if he ONLY,
1) Stays on topic. (Take it to the Chat Thread, pm, or chat)
2) Quits causing arguments wherever he goes. (Don't deny it)
3) Actually gives a thread a chance unless it breaks a rule. (I mean come on, this was made by Carlos, do you expect any less of him?)

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carlos11 (2014-12-30 06:29:06)

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YMAS is an imbecile. I don't usually get along with dense people.

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BirdJesus (2014-12-30 08:09:41)

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I like him because he's anti-carlos.

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carlos11 (2014-12-30 08:16:55)

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He's against everything that I stand for: logic and reason.

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