iceman (2014-06-17 22:16:54)

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@Lindsay Teach them Rule34 is good

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MegaBeanish (2014-06-17 23:53:23)

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I would marry mega. And Amon.

I will have a lot of kids. I can't wait to be a dad. It'll be a little hard because I will be in the Marine Corps but they'll be so happy to see me when I come home from deployments. I'm going to spoil the crap out of them and be a good role-model and teach them how to be successful in life. I'll play with them and help them with schoolwork when they need it. I'll make sure to take them to fun places and have fun as a family. Can't wait to be a dad.

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ED (2014-06-17 23:55:21)

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I'd learn him quickscoping, fedora throwing and how to mlg join xXsnipars clanXx. It would also pray to Shrek everynight and watch Dora the Explorer.

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carlos11 (2014-06-18 00:24:58)

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You would 'learn him'? Tell me, how exactly do you learn someone. I need to know.

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TREEhugger101 (2014-06-18 00:57:42)

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I'd be really laid back, but still enforce rules so that they're decent people.

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