xXAliveXx (2014-05-19 19:03:15)

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I stick a fork in an electrical outlet.

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silveon (2014-05-20 11:49:46)

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I throw a pie into my face because I can

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xXAliveXx (2014-05-20 22:31:39)

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I teach myself how to fly.

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ultraguy4 (2014-05-21 02:59:11)

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I can totally drag my tongue down a hundred foot strip of asphalt in New Jersey.

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silveon (2014-05-21 12:01:39)

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I can respawn like in minecraft! Watch me blow myself up and respawn!

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xXAliveXx (2014-05-21 22:51:53)

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Oh, yeah? Well Ive got a portal gun here, just like from the game! Watch me jump off this cliff and reappear next to you!

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Perfect_Chaos (2014-05-21 23:44:50)

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I brought cereal for the super bowl then I looked for tickets for Xbox Live

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Cyndaquil123 (2014-05-23 23:57:53)

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*looks at girlfriend

Me: The only reason I havn't killed you yet is because I can't do it twice

Girlfriend: Stop lying, you know I can respawn, I started being able to do it because of our love

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Koopa1999 (2014-05-25 01:43:55)

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Spaghetti Sonatas. .o.

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meowflash (2014-05-25 11:52:30)

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I'm climbing up the slide and sliding down the ladder!

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Koopa1999 (2014-05-25 18:19:11)

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Politician Talk.

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Cyndaquil123 (2014-05-26 00:26:42)

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Justin Bieber

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silveon (2014-05-26 06:25:45)

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Fanfictions

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meowflash (2014-05-27 01:31:41)

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Bombs for sale!

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Cyndaquil123 (2014-05-27 17:47:47)

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I'll take 5!

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