UnhingedTool (2015-08-16 23:25:34)

---

Sounds like stalking.

---

Alpaca (2015-08-16 23:35:33)

---

We've talked briefly but we don't know each other a ton.

I just felt an automatic connection aaaaaaaaa

---

Perfect_Chaos (2015-08-16 23:56:15)

---

It just happens naturally like Lani and that one guy said.

---

MegaBeanish (2015-08-17 00:10:56)

---

Find something you are both interested in. Talk about it naturally.

---

Perfect_Chaos (2015-08-17 00:12:22)

---

Ben

---

UnitedUdders (2015-08-17 00:29:38)

---

Sometimes I pray to Trump. He cuts one of his golden locks, rejuvenating me, replenishing my soul. I ask him to show me what it's like to have someone that shares a common interest with me as I kneel down at the shrine I prepared for him. I begin chanting the prophets of the Israeli. I sacrifice not one, but two of my most prized possessions. A single pubic hair from Obama, bathed in oil, sprinkled with imperialism, soaked with the sweat of ten thousand Bulgarian workers, and doused with the flame from Rome 64 A.D. My second offering is a used pregnancy test by Martin Van Buren himself. After a succinct benediction, he accepts my gifts. He finally grants me with the blessing of rapport. I am cleansed of my sins. Trump died for them.

---

UnhingedTool (2015-08-17 00:56:42)

---

Rekt.

---

Boo (2015-08-17 02:11:48)

---

Ehh. I usually just.. let it happen. Or they approach me.


I don't usually make friends easily.

---

Alpaca (2015-08-17 03:04:09)

---

I wasn't asking this seriously, David. I was looking to laugh at responses like yours.

I know what I'm doing.

---

UnhingedTool (2015-08-17 03:22:22)

---

But our advice is best advice.

---

iceman (2015-08-17 03:30:46)

---

"We started going out" -> "We've talked briefly but don't know each other a ton" gj.
Sounds like you are just desperate for someone and that someone happens to be the poor guy.

---

Alpaca (2015-08-17 03:32:54)

---

No, its not. Personally, every man his own view on how to make friends.

Some believe in "I'll just wait for the friends to come to me.". Well, that doesn't work for me. Besides, it took somebody to be driven to you. You just dont both magically start interacting. One of you went up to the other in hopes of progress.

Some of you have a very straightforward perspective. Hell, the most straightforward people are the ones whom literally ask, "Want to be friends?"

However, that's weird. Don't do that, imo.

That's just too much, honestly.

Plus, I did that once. And now he's a douche who was pretty abusive to a friend of mine.

So since my mind links everything together, I now link that with evil.

Edit: I never said we were going out, though. I've only said we barely know each other. Can't you read, retard?

Another edit: This is also a good read on all the losers here.

This post has been edited one or more times, the last time was:
2015-08-17 03:38:36

---

Alpaca (2015-08-17 03:41:28)

---

I literally said I was joking from the start, humph.

And I'm getting a diagnosis soon actually. Psychologists take awhile. Like, months.

---

UnhingedTool (2015-08-17 03:49:07)

---

The new BirdJesus?

---

Alpaca (2015-08-17 03:54:12)

---

I haven't even seen them yet, dumbass. I have my first appointment about a month away.

---