UnhingedTool (2015-08-09 01:40:23)

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Burned on the stake.

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NintendoDude (2015-08-09 04:33:02)

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John Marston style.

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UnhingedTool (2015-08-09 04:51:46)

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Scaphism.

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ConnorRonnoc (2015-08-09 11:05:59)

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All right, hear me out.

-Strap a small amount of C4 to yourself, just enough so that the explosion only kills you and hurts no-one else.
-Go to Disney World
-Go on the teacups ride with a friend
-Get him to spin it really fast
-Scream "IT'S GOING TOO FAST"
-Detonate

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TwilightWinter (2015-08-09 14:26:16)

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If you don't want to die then die while doing something good for your nation, for your family, friends or yourself.
This is the best way to die while being alive.

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UnhingedTool (2015-08-09 20:21:59)

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I'll pass.

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Nemesis (2015-08-10 03:59:24)

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Drowning in elephant . That's how Tool died.

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UnhingedTool (2015-08-10 04:04:47)

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Darn, I took Spencer's fetish death.

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SuperLuigiGuy (2015-08-13 17:27:29)

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Flip off the cops as they shoot my head while ending my 5 star level.

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espace39 (2015-08-23 15:01:41)

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Drug Feulled sex heart attack.

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Drakkrai (2015-08-23 15:54:19)

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Spontaneous Combustion.

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espace39 (2015-08-23 16:32:38)

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Drug fuelled sexual spontaneous combustion

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