carlos11 (2015-04-29 03:58:44)

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Hey, that reminds me, I had an epileptic seizure during class back in January.

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Fazbear (2015-04-29 04:19:10)

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I have a very low self esteem and I'm afraid to say anything, so I've never caused any trouble.

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carlos11 (2015-04-29 04:24:43)

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That's not funny, jackass. You can't make jokes about that until I see a neurologist and he says I'm not dying.

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little5 (2015-04-29 04:45:16)

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-When my friend fell down the bleachers. huehuehue
-Our school's cheerleaders were blamed for stealing a girls' phone on the opposing team, but they eventually found it on the seat where they left it.
-Two kids got into a fight because a "yo mama" joke.

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AgurettiLeaf (2015-04-29 11:56:58)

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One time, I visited the high school building to see my brother (my school goes K-12), and I was walking into the cafeteria and I found two condoms unwrapped and one not tampered with.

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carlos11 (2015-04-29 13:25:50)

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You don't even know what a condom is.

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Fazbear (2015-04-29 20:11:23)

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We have a condom dispenser in our school bathroms.

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BirdJesus (2015-04-29 20:24:25)

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@Fazbear Someone sells them?

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AntiChrist (2015-04-29 20:34:37)

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You guys hear about the ass balls for beer thing that got video taped? Yep.

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Nutsy (2015-04-29 20:42:15)

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The nurse keeps condoms in her office. You can go in and ask for one. She says she can't stop you from having sex, but she can stop you from getting pregnant.

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UnitedUdders (2015-04-29 20:48:15)

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I asked why this girl didn't have the ceiling instead of the floor and I had detention for insubordination.

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AgurettiLeaf (2015-04-29 23:56:40)

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It's a rubber sheath that men wear during sex to prevent the woman from getting impregnated. @carlos11

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One time one of my male friends told us a story after I asked how crazy it is in the middle school boys' bathroom. He said that when he was in there, an eighth grader covered his mouth, turned off the lights, dragged him the corner, and assaulted him with uncomfortable phrases.

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Drakkrai (2015-04-30 01:24:22)

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I kicked a guy in the balls.

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Perfect_Chaos (2015-04-30 01:37:04)

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A substitute wrote on da smartboard with an actual marker.

When my friends and I had a 360 Pencil Throw Battle.

When someone played loud ass music in the computer lab without the teacher noticing

When someone played a DEEZ NUTS Compilation in the computer lab

When the smartboard computer got a blue screen

Pretty much every day is crazy, especially during L.A. where the teacher is blind and deaf af.

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Carmilla (2015-04-30 01:54:27)

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I once approached someone I believed to be my crush from behind, I came up behind them, and proceeded to tell them that I liked them and as they turned around I realized that it was a male with long hair. I was utterly humiliated and froze up, groaning like Tina from Bob's Burgers.

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