Perfect_Chaos (2015-01-04 05:48:18)

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A very amazing man with beautiful brown eyes who always knows what to say to make the one he loves smile. The one he loves is a very lucky person considering they have the most amazing person to live. He is one of a kind. Always looking for an adventure. Pretty much everyone loves him. And no one dares mess with his girl unless they're ready to be ed at. It's the most adorable thing ever. He has the most gorgeous smile and when his arms are around you there is no where in the world you'd rather be. when he loves someone they know it. He is so amazing. And he knows it.

An amazing guy that pretty much knows how to have fun and he is pretty awesome and REALLY smart once you get to know him. He is a guy you can never figure out until you get real close. You practically search the whole area when he is gone worrying about him, and when you find him its a relief to everything. You love him with alll your heart and you want to keep loving him but because you don't want to lose him is why you never made a alot of moves afraid of embarrasment or him leaving you. Even though he has strange mannerisms it's something to love because it's special He is funny and pretty good looking if you ask me. He makes you melt with his hug and hand, and hes the type of guy you always want more of. The only actual strange thing is his muteness and his strange girly addiction. But if you push everything aside there is a shining diamond that in lovers eyes is too valuable to let someone else have. And even though you probably haven't even said 2 words to the guy, based on everything he does makes you know he is the right guy. Anyone who didn't get to know him better will regret it.

Dont ever make the mistake the mistake of letting him go,
like I did.
You see that tall guy, hunched over, and sleepy eyes. Hes not some mysterious, strange habit freak who likes colorful horses.Hes not what you think, he is just having a bad day. But did you know he can open your heart without even touching it? That's a Malachi guy.

v. 1. to have an unfair advantage over one's opponent. (see 'bumrush'
2. to overwhelm an opponent with one's allies.

adj. one who is peforming an act of malachi on another.

Background: US sitcom 'Happy Days' episode #64 'Fonzie Loves Pinky' - The Malachi Brothers were a demolition derby team who perfected a method of demolishing an opponent's car by ramming into it with both of their car's simultaeously. This was known as 'The Malachi Crunch."
1. Yo man, those muthaas pulled a malachi on me and broke my ribs.

2. We goin' ta malachi those busters. There's two of them and three of us.


A person who manages to continually harm his body by getting into ridiculous and easily avoidable situations. This can be done in vehicles, with household appliances, fire or explosions and any other socially retarded way. The key element is the refusal to go to a hospital or seek any medical attention or stop doing stupid .
Rico: Whats up man
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: you bro. Hospitals are for communists.

The act of taking viagra and violently jerking off to gay porn in a circle of guys.
Friend #1 Dude what happened last night?
Friend #2 Hung out with some friends.
Friend#1 Dude you didn't do it.
Friend#2 Yea, we pulled a Malachi
Friend#1 You are a Fag.

A feral degenerate/feral creature that typically lives in sewage lines. The Malachi has generally not gone through the evolutionary process, and shares instinctual characteristics of Earth's first organisms. The Malachi has thin, spider-like arms, and bulbous eyes, protruding from it's sagging flesh.
"Dayne Francis, why are you dating that Malachi? That's bestiality!"
"I'm attempting to fulfill my ancient urges for the Malachi race."

(Last two have more dislikes than likes)

Actual Meaning: My name came from the bible.

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PhoenixDawn (2015-01-04 06:03:26)

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Corban

UD:
A name given to wonderful people who make really good friends. They're often very nice and thoughtful.

Christian (how I got it): A gift devoted to God. It's not really a name btw.

Scottish: A large hill.

Funny how it describes me spot on.

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2015-01-04 06:07:49

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JaronTheFireCat (2015-01-04 08:36:33)

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^ You're a large hill?

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Perfect_Chaos (2015-01-04 09:58:34)

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My last UD definition describes Carlos pretty well. OOOOOOOOOH, HOW DOES HE DO IT!? IT MUST BE BLACK MAGIC!

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SackThing101 (2015-01-04 09:59:21)

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Dictonary: N/A.

Let's try this agai-- erm... I guess let's try the correct way.


(That was my reflection btw)

Don't feel like C/P'ing the dictonary Nathahnael and Nate.

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Dimentia (2015-01-04 11:07:40)

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On UD:A seemingly cute but badass girl who will take from no one. Likes music and is a great singer. Sometimes insecure but is there for you no matter what people say. A shoulder to cry on and has a hilarious and dirty mind. Nerdy as hell. Very smart intellectually, but sometimes lacks common sense.The best girlfriend or BFF to ever have.


Real meaning: Little King.


Not like I have a problem with being addresed a male.

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JaronTheFireCat (2015-01-04 12:12:48)

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@SackThing101 That's funny. You're whiter than Christmas music.

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PhoenixDawn (2015-01-04 13:19:52)

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No not a large hill. I clearly state where I got my name from. The Bible.

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