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Fascism (2015-01-01 12:46:26)If I had a high chance of getting laid, I would've gotten laid.
Signatures are stupid.
I was having this weird dream that Milotics (the pokemon) pretty much willed themselves into existence and suddenly appeared and started floating around the town at night. They would appear in random places.
If you touched one, it woukd teleport you to a place where you would both turn into waves of aura, the milotic would have sex with you (I know, I know. It's strange) and when you were teleported back, all your wounds would be healed. Even if you lost an arm a long time ago, it would be back if you were taken by a milotic.
I was on a road trip with my dad and siblings. We stopped at a hotel in a city that was abandoned. There was a tv in the hotel which is where I learned about the milotics on the news. A couple hours later, I saw on the news that it was now illegal for some stupid reason, to interact with the milotics.
There was footage of a guy being teleported back by a milotic and cops started running towards him. The guy was all like "wait, no man I didn't mean to-" he then got tackled by cops.
I decided it was worth the risk. I went outside and started walkinf around the city, trying to see if any milotics would appear around me. It started raining and I had to go back inside. After that I couldn't remember the rest of ny dream but when I woke up I was like "brain wtf bruh"
Jason2k14 (2015-01-01 15:40:40)A Pokemon would have sex with you? ..Wat
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Yeah, after teleporting you to a strange dimension and turning you into aura.
WWTEpicFail (2015-01-01 18:50:12)Looking for bad Miiverse posts and posting them to Google+ on a community called "BadMiiversePosts".
PhoenixDawn (2015-01-01 19:40:21)Breaking the Habit -Linkin Park
Enjoy the Silence 2004 remix -Depache Mode
TNT -AC/DC
Thunderstruck -AC/DC
All songs I listen to every New Years. Not to mention it was a tortuous night for me.
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YouMeAtSix (2015-01-02 01:16:51)Saw dumber and dumber to, was an alright movie, but of you ask me, its definitely overrated.
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