BirdJesus (2014-09-01 22:12:23)

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Most people at my school are future manchildren. True story.

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Fireboy21 (2014-09-01 22:24:05)

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I once pooped in school...and forgot to flush the toilet.

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Nutsy (2014-09-01 22:29:00)

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I don't poop at school. No locks.

One time, I went to an optional after school activity.

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Nutsy (2014-09-01 22:32:53)

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One time, I got detention for being late twice.

Come at me.

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BirdJesus (2014-09-01 23:31:56)

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^ 3edgy5me

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carlos11 (2014-09-01 23:58:29)

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With a Nintendo DS?


That's impressive, for a Sub.

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TREEhugger101 (2014-09-02 00:06:05)

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One of my classmates threw a stapler at a girl he really didn't like, ran out of the class, and locked himself in the bathroom for three hours.

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BioMan8 (2014-09-02 00:06:38)

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Because the Nintendo DS was designed for connecting to networks and injecting them with sooper 1337 hax.

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Aceriou (2014-09-02 00:09:57)

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In gym class, I overhear conversations about sexual things and people's sex lives.

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AntiChrist (2014-09-02 01:34:35)

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Ben is lying. You really expect me to belisve that not only did a sub do something right, not only did he even hack the school servers, and not only did with do it with a god damn dsi, but they announced it over the intercom? I'm not stuid.

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carlos11 (2014-09-02 01:48:06)

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Correction, he did it with a regular Nintendo DS.

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BioMan8 (2014-09-02 01:56:09)

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AntiChrist, you're right. We aren't stuid!

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kblackeagle (2014-09-02 13:49:11)

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One time, I tripped running up the stairs and a stampede of other students trampled me.

I never tripped again.

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BirdJesus (2014-09-02 15:24:50)

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^
You died?

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kblackeagle (2014-09-02 16:00:19)

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Yes, I'm a ghost

No, but everything in my bag broke and I was pretty hurt. The teachers didn't care.

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