Pokemonbro12 (2014-08-07 00:46:01)

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I prank call gay hotlines and McDonaldas

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carlos11 (2014-08-07 00:51:39)

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The prank phone call scenario you mentioned is absolutely ludicrous. Borderline retarded.

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YouMeAtSix (2014-08-07 01:04:43)

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Lol all these Simpsons rip offs are just...just...Terrible -_-

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Levijw (2014-08-07 12:22:31)

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bump

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iceman (2014-08-07 14:49:29)

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Caller ID kills it

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Pokemonbro12 (2014-08-07 15:16:36)

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Put *67 in forint of your number and it shows up as 0000000000

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Nutsy (2014-08-07 19:34:30)

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What Jason said is only possible if you actually live in Texas. When you call 911 in different cities/counties a receiver from the corresponding police station will pick up.

They will not travel outside of their area unless its a very dangerous occasion. A house fire is not bad enough.

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carlos11 (2014-08-07 20:20:14)

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That's exactly what he doesn't understand.

He thinks you can Dial 911 and someone from another state will pick up and drive to your house.

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Nutsy (2014-08-07 20:25:08)

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Yeah. My dad is a firefighter and my uncle is a retired police officer.

I've hear things a lot

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carlos11 (2014-08-07 21:26:54)

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It's actually just common sense.

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Nutsy (2014-08-07 21:27:46)

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That, too, but I have an absolute.

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BioshockFan64 (2014-08-07 22:42:41)

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Bartender: Drinky's House!
Me: Can you get me Tiny D. on the phone?
Bartender: Tiny D.! You got a phonecall!
(guys begins laughing)
Bartender: If I ever get a hold of you, I will open up your head, rip off your brain, and use it as bait for the tigers.

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