AntiChrist (2014-07-24 14:47:10)

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@little5

I'm guessing step three is selling their organs? That would actually work

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Anonymous13 (2014-07-24 14:53:16)

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I'm trying to learn the thing when you poke people and the get paralyzed c:

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AntiChrist (2014-07-24 14:54:39)

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@Anonymous

Don't go around paralyzing people you douche :/

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Anonymous13 (2014-07-24 14:57:20)

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Lol cx I don't my daddy says it's only for self defense

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Anonymous13 (2014-07-24 14:57:42)

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I just sounded like a 4 year old

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Anonymous13 (2014-07-24 14:58:14)

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#ISTILLCALLMYDADDYDADDY

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AntiChrist (2014-07-24 15:04:29)

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Don't go paralyzing people. If its absolutely neccesary, make it TEMPORARY. No reason in hell you should do that kind of permanent damage.

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AntiChrist (2014-07-24 15:05:07)

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Unless said aggressor has killed people but still, that said only responsible people should know how to do that kind of stuff.

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Anonymous13 (2014-07-24 15:09:40)

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Don't worry I'm learning the temporary ones Cx


I practice on my foes jkjk

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Anonymous13 (2014-07-24 15:13:18)

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Whatever .-.

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AntiChrist (2014-07-24 15:14:09)

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Anonymous13 (2014-07-24 15:15:15)

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Anonymous13 (2014-07-24 15:20:00)

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tt

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AntiChrist (2014-07-24 16:35:22)

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What to do if someone is mounted on top of you:

1. Put both feet flat against the ground and make sure your legs aren't too close together.

2. Quickly throw your hips up while turning your hips the direction you want the one who's mounting you to go.

3. Is the aggressor too heavy? Bumping him off with your hips won't work that well, but it will still lift him up a bit to create space. When space is created between you and him, you are able to shrimp out a little bit. If you can't shrimp all the way out, it'll still be easier to bump him off you if you've already shrimped out enough. This can be repeated until you are out from under the guy.

How to shrimp:

1. Chose one leg and have it bent with the foot flat on the ground.

2. With one leg strait, lean to the side of the leg that isn't bent.

3. Push forward with your bent leg to drag yourself backwards, out from under whoever is mounting you. You bent leg will unbend during this.

4. The rest of the movement will come naturally. You'll know what to do.

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carlos11 (2014-07-24 16:45:23)

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I don't care if you get raped, only a complete idiot goes around teaching stupid kids how to really hurt people.

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