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BioMan8 (2014-07-11 02:08:57)I was playing Kid Icarus, and the Eggplant Wizard turned my character into an eggplant. I managed to get to the Hospital, but a nurse didn't turnip.
little5 (2014-07-11 02:19:26)When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
carlos11 (2014-07-11 03:22:02)I had sex with a girl in an apple orchard. I came in cider.
Girls on their period always ovary act.
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carlos11 (2014-07-11 04:19:34)*cricket chirps*
Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.
Nin10dude789 (2014-07-11 04:44:02)I don't trust atoms. They make up everything.
Ever heard of oxygen and magnesium?
OMG!
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Perfect_Chaos (2014-07-11 06:09:45)John's legs were asleep, he then cut his cheek accidently, they always said he was a cut above the rest.
Mametchi (2014-07-11 07:15:06)I'm sitting at the dining room table with my mom just chatting about nothing in particular, when my dad walks with a grin holding something behind his back. Now for a little background info, my dad NEVER does surprises. And I mean never. So I immediately knew something was up. My mom turns around and asks him what's going on. He tells her to close her eyes and hold out her hands because he got her a surprise.
At this point my mom gets really excited and asking, "what is it?! What is it?!" To which my dad replies,
"Do you remember when we went out the other day and you were looking at those new running shoes, but you decided not to get them because they were too expensive?"
To which she responds, "ahhhh! Yes I remember!!"
He then says, "well I saw how much you liked them so I decided to get you a pear."
And he puts a fresh pear in her hands.
She still won't talk to him.
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Why did my lil' bro got turned into a pony?
It's because he wants to be a brony!