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carlos11 (2014-06-17 17:58:05)Stfu, crood. I saw you movie, gave me an epileptic seizure.
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BioshockFan64 (2014-06-17 18:02:03)@carlos I am Groot. (The movie starring me and the Guardians ain't out yet.)
Static is best villager.
carlos11 (2014-06-17 20:01:40)What makes you think that "You were once a kid" makes any difference?
That's as stupid as "That's someone's daughter you're talking about!" because everyone has parents. In the same way, everyone was once a kid. It doesn't prove anything. If I don't like kids, their being smelly and annoying are viable reasons. My once being a kid (although I still am) does not make me a hypocrite. If I were smelly and annoying, on the other hand, it would make me a hypocrite, but I'm not.
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Spector (2014-06-17 21:27:38)You're still smelly and annoying now Carlos.
I hate when people say they don't want kids because it's true, You were once a kid. You're being a hypocrite because your parents, Divorced or not, willingly loved you and raised you. Now you don't want to waste the time building your own family, Going to a nice picnic with them, Teaching them how to play the video games you once played. No! Condoms and birth control and Nintendo all day. Screw kids, I'll sit in my basement and not build a lifetime of happiness with my loved ones, And give my parents some grand kids for them to spend time with. See that kid and his dad laughing and flying a cart in the park? SCREW THAT. Close the curtains and let me continue playing my 4DS while my hooker girlfriends does some meth.
Like I said, I'm going to be an awesome dad, My kids will go to school and be like "Yeah, My dad loves me and cares about me. He's also literally awesome."
Y'all can die alone.
/rant
Paradox wuz here.
I'm a player.
AgurettiLeaf (2014-06-17 21:44:52)I might have two kids. I'd be sort of strict when it comes to schoolwork, but to a point where they won't be worn out. I'd also teach them ways of teh internet.
carlos11 (2014-06-17 21:52:36)*Reads Spector's post*
Is this nigga serious?
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TREEhugger101 (2014-06-17 22:08:45)I'd marry nobody.
I'd adopt a boy and name the boy Streetlamp LeMoose.
I'd adopt a girl and name the girl Cthulhu All-Spark.
I would raise them both to be really athletic and daredevil-ish. Expose them to the Internet and everything electronic, as well as the great outdoors and animals and stuff.
If they used incorrect grammar, I would punish them. They'd be very studious, sarcastic, but have good humor.
I'd make them feel loved and happy. I'd never be an ass to them.
They'd go to school and brag about their awesome mom that writes books and paints cool things.
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